Ahoy hoy. I hope everyone had a nice dangerous 4th of Jelly. This is a good way:
- Drive fast
- Take chances
- Stay to the left
- Drive it like you stole it
Words to live by or you're not really living ah tall.
I had a fantastical time on Sunday. We threw this half ass plan together at noon to drive to water and eat foods that didn't exist yet. Packed myself plus three females into the ole gargler and took a Sunday drive down to The Chimney Bluffs State Park. We get to this gorgeous spot right on the lake, and drive the gargler right up next to the gorgeous rock beach. Underneath a massive weeping willow, about 76°, a nice little breeze, 3 pounds of 80/20, fresh rolls, Hellemans, coleslaw stuff, mustard and relish, 5 assorted bags of chips, about 35 beers, a few joints, and the gargler spitting out the tunes on the radio...which was playing a phenomenal classic rock setlist all day, from Floyd to The Who to Jimi, to Metallica to Zep to Cream. Just great tracks back to back, zero talking.
We made coleslaw right there and used the trunk lid of the gargler for a nice workspace.
Heres the proof that I'm not lyin;
View from my chair
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View of my baby Kettle, which handled all 8 burgers simultaneously...I grabbed a $5 bag of Mesquite Kingsford on the way out from the Dollar General and fed the whole thing to the kettle. I brought my chimney to make sure I had a nice even burn. I definitely noticed that the Kings didn't burn super long...but it did burn even and hot and would have easily done another 8 burgers if I neededa.
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Brought my fitty cent burger press...hand packed is the only way.
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I think this is how you do it...there wasn't any instructions on the beef or anything. I also sticked an onion on there to have some onion on there.
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Salt n Vinegar chips, homemade slaw and some kind of beef sandwich thing. With onions!!
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I went to use the little Doctor's room behind the big tree and just had to snap the photo. That smoke is from our beef sandwich things
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There was literally like only a few other people around. I couldn't believe it. We got this killer spot, it's the 4th of July...on a Sunday, the weather is fucking PERFECT at a beautiful 76°, zero dollars to get in, Lake Ontario at 72°...we went swims, hanging out with half nekid cute chics, and beers, beef sandwiches, chips and super freshly slaw that we made on the trunk.
And then some guy I just met a few seconds prior, handed me a joint accompanied by a pack of Twisty Pops. I used the baby kettle lid as a parabolic Twisty Pop launcher. It worked spectacular, so the Twisty giver gave another 3 pack of Twistys and another joint. I offered one of those hand packed beef sandwiches to them, but they got caught slippin'... they were busy sparking doobies, I was lightening my pockets of Twisty Pops via my Weber Twisty Pop Parabolic Launch Vessel™ and the beef sandwiches and coleslaw turned invisitable.
Free Twisty Pops™:
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PS: I made that chicken thigh, spinach, sun-dried tomato, cream, bacon, chicken stock creation....along with Franky's Brussels Shaved Sprouts, which were excellent I must say. I will put up some pics later. Some deboned sexy thighs with shaved and mash. Quite the provocative meal.
I wanna get mashed and hang out with sexy thighs and shaved brussels and things.
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Happy America Day y'all Twisty Pops.