We just used some Kingsford indirect on the ceramic/powder coated Webber Kettle. It stayed perfect for a solid 2 hours. No fussing. Just a little preshow maintenance to catch the stragglers and get em all lit even.

Speaking of getting lit even....I smoked some dabs on Easter with NB's siblings over at Grandma's house. I got fuckin lit up like a Christmas tree. One hit through a little bong with a titanium nail thing...banger maybe? You get the 'nail' hot with a propane torch and touch the wax to it kinda like hot knives. It's only like the 3rd time I've ever done it. Wreckt.

Monday Night Dinner Deluxe:
It all started in the afternoon when I made a double chocolate Bundt cake. I finished her off with the coconut pecan frosting. This is the kind of cake that NEEDS to be served ice cold.

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Here's the fun part. Last week I got a special deal on a pair of Perdue Cornish Game Hens. They were like 45% off from $9.xx down to about $5 each. Cha-ching. I haven't had these in years so I jumped on em. There was only 2 so it was like I didn't have a choice. I took em out, thoroughly washed em up in ice water and then patted em dry inside and out. I used one of the 6-pack of Project Smoke rubs that I got from my dead friend that we were SUPPOSED to try together. I went with Kansas City Smoke Rub as it's the most utility rub of the set. Fucking excellent by the way, probably my favorite pre made rub I've had so far. The balance of salt to sweet to seasonings is spot on. So Nurse B got dirty up to her elbows and gave these things a thorough seasoning both inside and out. Don't be stingy with a good dry rub, that shit comes back in spades.

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While the rub was doing it's thing, yours truly went outside, busted out the Kingsford into the ceramic kettle and fired it up. Fire. I love cooking over real flames. If you're not doing this make it a regular part of your life...it'll put hair on your chest.

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While the fire was doing it's thing, I did my thing...which is to make this proper beer can [emoji215]. Here is the ½ full 12oz beers with the rub.

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Here we are at about the 60% mark on the kettle, set up for indirect cooking.

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I did em for about 90m on the Webbo. I wanted to make sure the skin was crispy so I cheated and stuffed em in a hot 425° oven with the lightest dot of olive oil on the skin for the last 12 mins or so. That was a genius idea because it worked perfect. No weirdos, cooked absolutely perfectly. The skin was outrageous with all the rub and smoke and then crisped up to Iron Chef standards. While the birdies did their oven visit, we used the gas Webb for some grilled asparagus (we got shorted last week so we decided to grab some more) and I also had a couple Green Giant Idaho Russets in the oven since the fire was lit.

Here is the end result:

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Bam. I would HIGHLY RECOMMEND y'all get one of these down your throat hole and do it in a similar manner...it was almost a religious experience. The end.

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I cannot believe you use charcoal lighter! To me that flavor gets into the food. I use a charcoal can.
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No hydrocarbon flavors in your food.

I have been using the vape oil made with Blueberry rosin and MassTerpenes flavorless Liquefy and Ccell cartridges on an Atmos MR50 mod battery the last ten days. I got the recipe from @Ripper . I have been stoned for ten days. I am barely getting my work around the house done :haha::doc1:
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I cannot believe you use charcoal lighter! To me that flavor gets into the food. I use a charcoal can.
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No hydrocarbon flavors in your food.

I have been using the vape oil made with Blueberry rosin and MassTerpenes flavorless Liquefy and Ccell cartridges on an Atmos MR50 mod battery the last ten days. I got the recipe from @Ripper . I have been stoned for ten days. I am barely getting my work around the house done :haha::doc1:View attachment 1049806
I LOST MY CHIMNEY...it was in the back of my old trailer when I sold it a few weeks ago. D'oh. I LOVE a little chimney, and I will be acquiring another very shortly, BUT other than being expensive buying stupid fluid, I dont notice a difference. I do wait a good 5 mins longer to put my food on though with fluid. I even modded my old one two times to really get it dialed in. She will be missed. I did get the trailer gone though, which is prerequisite to my master plan. Step two is rent a dumpster and have a basement cleaning party in the next couple weeks...and step the 3rd is to got bonkers with KAAAHBS and ventilation and power and environmental control and grow some nice auto flowering vegetables in my new huge spot. I'm done with tents except for drying and possibly if I do some photoperiod veggies. I waited a good 20+ mins to put the stuff on.

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Speaking of cooking outdoors, I know I've said it before and I'll probably say it again but if you're looking for the ease of use of an oven (just turn it on and wait for it to heat up) but with cooking outside check out pellet grills. Using mine more and more this time of year again as it starts heating up out here in the Mojave desert. Prefer cookin' outside as the sun hits right around cooking time on the back of the house where the kitchen is, and running the oven inside just drive the AC bill waaaaaaay up.

Tonight was some crusted pork chops, veggie mix (broccoli, cherry tomatoes, and pearl onions), and some frozen pierogis baked up outside...

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Speaking of cooking outdoors, I know I've said it before and I'll probably say it again but if you're looking for the ease of use of an oven (just turn it on and wait for it to heat up) but with cooking outside check out pellet grills. Using mine more and more this time of year again as it starts heating up out here in the Mojave desert. Prefer cookin' outside as the sun hits right around cooking time on the back of the house where the kitchen is, and running the oven inside just drive the AC bill waaaaaaay up.

Tonight was some crusted pork chops, veggie mix (broccoli, cherry tomatoes, and pearl onions), and some frozen pierogis baked up outside...

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I am definitely gonna get one of those in the near future. I've done a lifetime worth of live fire cooking...I don't feel bad about taking some of the sport out of it. At this point in my life it's about the end result more than the journey...to a point... lol. But when it comes to easy peezy smoked ribs and butts and some banger brisket...I am all about making shit WAY easier. Traeggar Pellet....be seeing ya soon buddy.

PS: Anybody who wants a good deal on a Traeggar and can wait for another 5 months, Dicks Sporting Goods pretty much gives em away at cost at the end of summer. They had the whole lineup here that was marked down about 40-45% off. A sick family one that was $950 marked to $550...about 1.5 times the size of Ozone's.

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These guys know a thing or two

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Stardew Valley!!! Make some Fiddlehead Risotto. I have never seen them before at the store though. Where does one aquire fiddlehead ferns?

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:d5: We have a small town general store that serves a lot of local groceries and these were brought in and served up!!! Gotta love Vermont Hippies:smoking:
 
:d5: We have a small town general store that serves a lot of local groceries and these were brought in and served up!!! Gotta love Vermont Hippies:smoking:
Like Pierre's...lol. How are they?

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Beef and black bean green enchiladas. With fire roasted tomatoes, green chillies and fresh cilantro. Plated up with Goya rice and steamed sweet corn with a dollup of Daisy. Delish [emoji39][emoji39][emoji39]
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