Well isn’t that just ADORABLE!! Feed a man a fish and he’ll eat for a day…take away his ability to browse the dairy section and he’ll make little cubes of homemade processed goat cheese which can be enjoyed for all eternity.
If we ever are in prison together, I’m bunkin with you until we make our escape. I get the top! We can save the crusts from our bologna sammiches and fabricate a helicopter or better yet a time machine of some sort, and use it to go back and invest a few grand in Microsoft and Apple in the mid 80s. We should probably stop in Miami to grab some 80s Miami blow while we’re out and about. Just watch out for Miami Vice guys, they got V12s in those Testarossa monstrosities. After Miami, we go Back To the Future, and use the Apple money to buy a box of high explosives and maybe a some steaks and beers. We can then go back to when the prison was being crafted, and implant our time capsule of doom into the wall in our cell, and some of that Miami Vice blow, of course.
From there it’s just a matter of blowing a hole in the water main, and flooding the place, where we can make our escape with a hovercraft that we (you) have crafted from peanut shells and the parts from the broken helicopter I crashed while trying to go to Miami for some….cigars. Yeah. Definitely not any of that blow. Not a chance. So I was meeting up with this guy at the dog track to grab some cigars, and it was those damn Miami Vice guys and they somehow had a chopper and I tried to get away and I crashed it, but I do have the parts right over there, and I got a little of that Miami sunshine.
This plan is freaking bulletproof bro. We’ll just okay the rest by ear, but what could go wrong? It’s been very well thought out. Wink wink.