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Well e'llo love bugs and bong hitters. The baba showa is done, thank goodness. A bit of extra stress isn't my idea of fantastic. And I like shit extra fantastic. Went off without a hitch though...I even changed a diaper blindfolded in 19.7 seconds. I didn't win though. I cooked stuff and took pictures, drank lots of Mountain Dew and rode two different motorcycles. Not a bad afternoon.
Here is some sexy shower pics for all you thirsty ass boys.
What did ya think I meant? Jeez, it's amazing how filthy everyone is in secret. We don't judge here...that's lemonade iced tea and watermelon lemonade. I got bonus points for my drinks, everybody was in love. It's the little details, ya know?
Food? It's definitely safe for your mouth hole. You can also use it to attract a mate, or bait a trap to catch a demon or possibly an octopus. Stay sharp too, he'll try to steal your girl if you let him. Keep a real close eye on any cephalopods that are following you around, it might already be too late.
Use this type of nutrition to break the ice. Put em at ease...this is a good time slip something in a drink if that's your thing. We don't judge, you do you.
By the time you are at this nutrient station, you should firmly in control of the situation. A little glass of bubbly will make it seem like this is all just for fun. Everyone loves having fun. Don't ruin it for the others.
You can put these nutrient sticks and protein pucks in your mouth hole or go directly to the intestines via the colon. Very popular in eastern Europe and with some alternate lifestyles and deviations.
For a quick boost, insert one of these energy dense sponges into an appropriate receptacle. For added efficiency, they can be soaked in a complex carbohydrate liquid and suspended in a protein foam. Adding additional supplements is entirely optional but in certain configurations we have seen energy density in the hexapascale per cubic meter in optimum conditions.
I was counting things here and I kept giving up. There is at least 14 stuffs here. I actually think it may be closer to 38 stuffs, but none of my colleagues are certified for those levels. Damnit Jim I'm a doctor, not a bloody mathematician. I fix people Jim, and sometimes cater baby showers and funerals...I'll never be a calculator like your son Horace. Just count the fuckin boxes and let's get on with this.
I convinced my attorney to let me try out the two pod racers. The Yellow one would make a decent sex swing with a few small modifications. I thought of it first...don't you dare.
I think I hear my legs telling me a secret. Gotta run. Say hi to Victor for me and we wish you were here. Big badda boom.
Here is some sexy shower pics for all you thirsty ass boys.
What did ya think I meant? Jeez, it's amazing how filthy everyone is in secret. We don't judge here...that's lemonade iced tea and watermelon lemonade. I got bonus points for my drinks, everybody was in love. It's the little details, ya know?
Food? It's definitely safe for your mouth hole. You can also use it to attract a mate, or bait a trap to catch a demon or possibly an octopus. Stay sharp too, he'll try to steal your girl if you let him. Keep a real close eye on any cephalopods that are following you around, it might already be too late.
Use this type of nutrition to break the ice. Put em at ease...this is a good time slip something in a drink if that's your thing. We don't judge, you do you.
By the time you are at this nutrient station, you should firmly in control of the situation. A little glass of bubbly will make it seem like this is all just for fun. Everyone loves having fun. Don't ruin it for the others.
You can put these nutrient sticks and protein pucks in your mouth hole or go directly to the intestines via the colon. Very popular in eastern Europe and with some alternate lifestyles and deviations.
For a quick boost, insert one of these energy dense sponges into an appropriate receptacle. For added efficiency, they can be soaked in a complex carbohydrate liquid and suspended in a protein foam. Adding additional supplements is entirely optional but in certain configurations we have seen energy density in the hexapascale per cubic meter in optimum conditions.
I was counting things here and I kept giving up. There is at least 14 stuffs here. I actually think it may be closer to 38 stuffs, but none of my colleagues are certified for those levels. Damnit Jim I'm a doctor, not a bloody mathematician. I fix people Jim, and sometimes cater baby showers and funerals...I'll never be a calculator like your son Horace. Just count the fuckin boxes and let's get on with this.
I convinced my attorney to let me try out the two pod racers. The Yellow one would make a decent sex swing with a few small modifications. I thought of it first...don't you dare.
I think I hear my legs telling me a secret. Gotta run. Say hi to Victor for me and we wish you were here. Big badda boom.
