Please, don't even joke like that. I'm (or was) a member of Equifax and one of the 130Million + customers who had their info stolen by a hacker. Friday, the wife checks the bank. There was a pending charge then a pending credit from something called ?BIT for $15.98, - $1.00. The exact same as when I opened my wallet, but a different company.. The system used to verify a bank card and the bank account. It appears that some SOB may have opened a wallet on my card. The bank is checking it out. I fear this is just the beginning.
Like you said, things happen in moments so whatever plan they had for the wallet is done. I've heard of slave PC's, I can picture a web of slave wallets being useful in the hands of someone who knows what to do.