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[hairyman]

Mine rarely gets to last more than a week I would hate to admit how much I smoke

 

[Duckster]

Morning AFN I have not popped in and applied any humor in a while sooooooooo

A few truisms for us older folks. And for those of you who aren't quite there yet - something to look forward to.

As I get older, I realize:

1 - I talk to myself, because there are times I need expert advice.

2 - I consider "In Style" to be the clothes that still fit.

3 - I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off.

4 - My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance for idiots that needs work.

5 - The biggest lie I tell myself is, "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it."

6 - I have days when my life is just a tent away from a circus..

7 - These days, "on time" is when I get there.

8 - Even duct tape can't fix stupid - but it sure does muffle the sound.

9 - Wouldn't it be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller?

10 - Lately, I've noticed people my age are so much older than me.

11 - "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering why I'm there.

12 - When I was a child, I thought nap time was punishment. Now it feels like a mini vacation.

13 - Some days I have no idea what I'm doing out of bed.

14 - I thought growing old would take longer.

15 - Aging sure has slowed me down, but it hasn't shut me up..

16 - I still haven't learned to act my age​

 

[Dabber]

Morning AFN I have not popped in and applied any humor in a while sooooooooo

A few truisms for us older folks. And for those of you who aren't quite there yet - something to look forward to.

As I get older, I realize:

1 - I talk to myself, because there are times I need expert advice.

2 - I consider "In Style" to be the clothes that still fit.

3 - I don't need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off.

4 - My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance for idiots that needs work.

5 - The biggest lie I tell myself is, "I don't need to write that down. I'll remember it."

6 - I have days when my life is just a tent away from a circus..

7 - These days, "on time" is when I get there.

8 - Even duct tape can't fix stupid - but it sure does muffle the sound.

9 - Wouldn't it be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller?

10 - Lately, I've noticed people my age are so much older than me.

11 - "Getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering why I'm there.

12 - When I was a child, I thought nap time was punishment. Now it feels like a mini vacation.

13 - Some days I have no idea what I'm doing out of bed.

14 - I thought growing old would take longer.

15 - Aging sure has slowed me down, but it hasn't shut me up..

16 - I still haven't learned to act my age​

Love it so true

 

[Dabber]

What up stoners has anyone bought beans from here
https://www.budaroma.com/store-2/?filter_flower-type=autoflowering

 

[Dichoti]

What up stoners has anyone bought beans from here
https://www.budaroma.com/store-2/?filter_flower-type=autoflowering

I've heard a LOT of bad stuff about them. Don't know if it's true or not.

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[Dichoti]

...man, if I were stoned enough, I could sit back and watch her grow.
Took the first picture I posted of her around 7am. So in 4 hours time, she's pulled the husk higher, and is working her way to being upright.

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[Samwell]

What up stoners has anyone bought beans from here
https://www.budaroma.com/store-2/?filter_flower-type=autoflowering

Also read some bad things about them taking cc payments and turning around and saying their processor has closed their account and they will try to get a refund out in a few days.

 

[Samwell]

Saw some good thing with DC seed exchange, but never personally used them

 

[Cotton46]

Speaking of poop, I hate opioid induced constipation.. Stopped taking the pain meds as of last night, and still haven't gone since Sunday, and that's WITH laxatives.. Coffee has failed me!!!! Lol

Meralax it will knock the shit out if you lol

 

[9bear]

So my Chinese made watering system arrived today I know nothing about how it works but we're going to give it a shot . It not a Blumet but for $40.00 it's an Aqualine . The company appears to be looking for approval and if I have any problems and they will correct it . Talk is cheap !! The pencil is there to give an idea of size .