Indoor Weed Wars EPISODE III "A New Hope" by Vlad the Inhaler

[Vlad The Inhaler]

Guess that means you're not married now.



Think ya need to rephrase that last part to make a little more believable. Either of these would work.
"I need it to keep off the herd of fat chicks that are constantly throwing themselves at me." or
"I need it to keep off the herd of hot cows that are constantly throwing themselves at me."

[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

 

[Itisi]

Fookinell. Wedding anniversary yesterday.. Fookin lost my fookin wedding ring. The bastard’s been on my finger for 11 years to the day... what are the chances of that?

Freedom! Run away! Run away!

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[Wile e Peyote]

Freedom! Run away! Run away!

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[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23]

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[Eclectic Elle]

I don't wear mine, nor does hubby. He's not a jewellery person, and I got fatter so it doesn't fit...

 

[Duckster]

I don't wear mine, nor does hubby. He's not a jewellery person, and I got fatter so it doesn't fit...

So have yours stretched.

 

[Vlad The Inhaler]

Hey! My mate found the ring in the undergrowth whist doing some gardening with her mum. [emoji1360]

 

[Wile e Peyote]

Hey! My mate found the ring in the undergrowth whist doing some gardening with her mum. [emoji1360]

Quick flog it 500 quids 500 quid [emoji16]

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[Wile e Peyote]

Hey! My mate found the ring in the undergrowth whist doing some gardening with her mum. [emoji1360]

But it adds the question what were you doing in the undergrowth to lose the ring there (peeping vlad perhaps [emoji16])

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[Vlad The Inhaler]

Quick flog it 500 quids 500 quid [emoji16]

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[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23] good plan!

 

[Vlad The Inhaler]

But it adds the question what were you doing in the undergrowth to lose the ring there (peeping vlad perhaps [emoji16])

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I was throwing pears for their dog to chase. T’was a chilly evening so my fingers shrunk a bit.