Indoor Weed Wars EPISODE III "A New Hope" by Vlad the Inhaler

Soon to be congrats by the way [emoji106]so unless my lad knocks up the local trollop (doubt full may be gay [emoji848]who feckin knows [emoji23][emoji23]) you will be grand pops before me old boy [emoji106]

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Thanks dude. Technically I’ve been pops for seven years already. I’m clinging on to the thought that step kids don’t count... that gives me loads of time. [emoji2]

Hey.. gays have kids too y’know! Look at you! [emoji16]
 
Thanks dude. Technically I’ve been pops for seven years already. I’m clinging on to the thought that step kids don’t count... that gives me loads of time. [emoji2]

Hey.. gays have kids too y’know! Look at you! [emoji16]
I'm the only gay in tha village boyo get yer leather chaps on [emoji16][emoji16]

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Hey Vlad, mine's tomorrow! Happy early birthday matey! I have 4 years on you and no grandkids yet, but stepkids all still live at home...

Aww! Happy day to you too Elle. [emoji1365][emoji1365]

As a bloke, I’d be devastated if my b-day was on Valentine’s Day, it’s probably better for you tho cos you’re a lady! [emoji38]

Fookin v-day, always steals the thunder from my b-day.. [emoji34]

Going out and buying over priced flowers because if you don’t your wife will kill you... it should be banned imo..

I’ve bought Mrs V, a CD pack of soul music, a big bunch of flowers, a box of guilian chocolates and a posh bottle of wine. Oh and a card.

I’ll get socks for my b-day.
 
Aww! Happy day to you too Elle. [emoji1365][emoji1365]

As a bloke, I’d be devastated if my b-day was on Valentine’s Day, it’s probably better for you tho cos you’re a lady! [emoji38]

Fookin v-day, always steals the thunder from my b-day.. [emoji34]

Going out and buying over priced flowers because if you don’t your wife will kill you... it should be banned imo..

I’ve bought Mrs V, a CD pack of soul music, a big bunch of flowers, a box of guilian chocolates and a posh bottle of wine. Oh and a card.

I’ll get socks for my b-day.
Not to mention the fact that u grow her fresh flowers all yr round [emoji6]........now thats love [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]
 
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