Seriously?!
You need to get Mrs Vlad on the case with some of that Wicken joo joo shit!
The fucksa gwan?
Itisi
it is isn't it?
Funny you should say that, she offered to bless the cellar. I told her to shut up.
That plant was iffy from day 1 tho.. but I persevered.. it took a week and a bit longer than the other one to sprout and came up sideways. Shoulda killed it .
I've sprayed it with that reverse stuff, but it says on the bottle it's supposed to be mixed with something else first.. probably doesn't work anyhoo..
FUCKING SHITFLAPS. [emoji35]