Indoor Vlad's Multistrain Mud Massacre.

mister.86 said:
Shit well i would have to make a new weather pattern and cloud type that produces skittles and leave rain clouds alone. Iranian scientists for that i reckon and england would get weekly beer tokens subsidised personally by david camerons family and when the skint we have a vote on who else we drink dry and so on and so forth. I would make my own commandments well 2, don't be an arse hole on purpose and help old people.
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After all that i would have about 34p left but hopfully a peacful country.
 
The following story may well be an urban myth, it certainly sounds made up, but was told to me as the true story of a friend of a friend.

A group of mates rented a cottage down in Glastonbury for a summer break, one of the group had recently returned from the Dam and had brought a load of shrooms back with him.

They decided to go for a stroll out on the tors, do the shrooms and comune with nature.

One of the group was a greedy git and necked more than his fair share of the shrooms, to the point of feeling unsettled. He informed the group of this and told hem he was heading back for a lie down.

A while later the group receive a phone call from the greedy bloke 'come home quick! I've captured a fairy!'

They arrive back at the cottage,,there is greedy, covered in blood, bruises and scratches.

'Where's the fairy?'

'I locked it in the cupboard under the stairs!'

They opened the cupboard to find a poor midget lady who had been minding her own business at a bus stop when this lunatic attacked her screaming about fairy's and dragged away into a strange house!
 
Vorkosigan said:
Is that legal, giving one to your daughter? We can't share with the kids until they're 21. Our son's bestie asked me to grow out a PGSC for him to try on his 21st birthday...in 2.5yrs! I set up an event in my phone to alert me when to germ it so I can grow, harvest, & cure before his birthday.
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Nice!

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Vlad The Inhaler said:
Mrs Vlad's been baking....Kief cookies!

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I just ate one.. This could get messy! [emoji23]
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Messy, but yummy! :)

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Itisi said:
It's legal in my house Mr mescaline.

Just for those in the uk that are unaware, for sentencing purposes in this country, up to 9 plants is classed as personal use.

And for importation up to 2 kilos is personal, (now that's a habit!)

Obviously they'll stick you with the maximum they can, but that's the guide amounts.
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Wow, 2 kilos! Nice! [emoji16]

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Vlad The Inhaler said:
Yeah.. She's 18... Gawwd knows I was doing a lot worse at that age! [emoji15]

Anyhoo... I passed out @ 10pm totally wasted.. Woke up at 2:30am still wobbly. I had drunk quite a lot of gin tho! [emoji38]
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Eating knocks me out, and it takes about 2 hours to hit me. That's why I only vape.

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Itisi said:
Class.

First time I went to the dam I ate space cake before getting on the train to schipol to fly home. Worst journey ever. Turned me off edibles for a good 10 years.

Its like anything ingested that way. We've all done the, ' that one was a dud, better take another' thing. I've done it with e and acid, strap in, find a baby sitter and ride it out.
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I haven't done acid in 30 years. Always tried to plan it so I wouldn't have to do anything for at least 8 hours, it never worked out. Something always came up and there was witchy, totally fried and trying to get something done.

Once, I remembered I had to return a rental movie. Another time, we decided it wasn't working, so we took more and went out to look for the guy who sold it to us. The best time was when I forgot I had food poisoning earlier that week and got sick as a dog! I was at my best friend's and decided I had to go home in case I died. Don't worry, I didn't die. [emoji16]

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