Indoor Vlad's Multistrain Mud Massacre.

I will do. Should find somting and 30 quid not gonna bust the bank and anyway im doing my bit and preserving nature. If i win the lottery i will by lorry loads of the stuff and spray it all over the north York moors.

Hey.. North York moors?

That's fookin miles away man.. Can ya pop daaan saaaf and spray my lawn? [emoji2]
 
Hey.. North York moors?

That's fookin miles away man.. Can ya pop daaan saaaf and spray my lawn? [emoji2]
Spreading joy would be my new job if i won the euromillions so would be a pleasure. I would get a team of botanists and scientists from China and try and make a daisy that produces thc so we could all have access to concentrates and smoke and if i could make it rain skittles id do that to.
 
Spreading joy would be my new job if i won the euromillions so would be a pleasure. I would get a team of botanists and scientists from China and try and make a daisy that produces thc so we could all have access to concentrates and smoke and if i could make it rain skittles id do that to.

Raining skittles could be good... For a while... It wouldn't water the daisies tho Mr.

We have a flaw in your plan! [emoji23]
 
Raining skittles could be good... For a while... It wouldn't water the daisies tho Mr.

We have a flaw in your plan! [emoji23]
Shit well i would have to make a new weather pattern and cloud type that produces skittles and leave rain clouds alone. Iranian scientists for that i reckon and england would get weekly beer tokens subsidised personally by david camerons family and when the skint we have a vote on who else we drink dry and so on and so forth. I would make my own commandments well 2, don't be an arse hole on purpose and help old people.
 
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