Nearly got my lip ripped off by a seagull Thier now,
It was dangling by a wing from a piece of string at the top off the garden and had to cut it down with a knife and then it still had stuff around its wing so had to get it again to get the stuff off,
Got it off and let it try fly off again,, only for it to get caught on an electric fence then so had to go and free it from that,
Not much wriggling any more and thought the shock from the fence nearly killed it so was carrying it down the house to see what I could do and it latched onto my lip and give it a deep slice, pissing with blood
Oh then it flew off and shat on my car as it left the garden,
Ungrateful bastard