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epenguin said:
Come on @Ribbzzy I need more of your sad jokes...............eP.:crying::pighug:
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the old ones are the best EP
I saw this bloke trying to chat up a cheetah, I thought 'hello, he's trying to pull a fast one'
BOOM BOOM!
I called a gym instructor and asked if they could teach me to do the splits, they said possibly, but how flexible are you, I said I can't make tuesdays and thursdays
 
That's better. The Ribbster is back ! Corny as ever. (even though the last one was a repeat)
 
:nono: :baghead: :haha::haha::haha: ...somebody pass the crackers for that cheeeze! :funny:.... what's good mates? Pleasant Sunday to yeh :biggrin: :smokeout:
 
A Aussie and a Kiwi where walking down the beach and spotted a genie in a bottle , The kiwi opens it and out pops a genie , The genie say to the kiwi seems you opened the bottle you can have first wish , Ok then build a bloody big wall around New Zealand so the dam Aussies can't get in -- Poof job done , Then the genie turns to the Aussie and said your turn , --- Fill the bloody thing with water --

On that note , I'm running away to work . :thumbsup:
 
Just a guess here, but methinks you are not a Kiwi @hecno .......................lol
 
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