Live Stoner Chat Stoner's Limericks Thread

[stepside]

Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get poor Rover a bone
When she bent over Rover drover and said
I can get a bone of my own

 

[trailanimal]

Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to get poor Rover a bone
When she bent over Rover drover and said
I can get a bone of my own

I don't see the "no comment key", hahaha

 

[Dr Fluff]

There once were three ladies of Birmingham.
Have you heard of the scandal concerning 'em?
They lifted the frock
and played with the cock
of the bishop--while he was confirming 'em!
Now the biship was nobody's fool.
(He was raised in a good public school!)
So he lowered his britches
and buggered those bitches
with his ten inch Episcopal tool!
Then a woman who was in the third pew
said something that made the biship turn blue:
"The vicar is quicker
and slicker and thicker
and longer and stronger than you!"

 

[epenguin]

Toilet wall graffiti, from when you had to pay a penny to enter the cubical.....

1.

Here I sit broken hearted.....Paid me penny and only farted.....

2.

Here I sit sly and artful
Cuz I picked the lock
With my funny shaped cock
And for bugger all
Shit a cart full

 

[stepside]

In days of old when men were bold
And rubbers weren't invented
They stuck a sock upon their cock
That's how babies were prevented

 

[Dr Fluff]

Here I sit, About to bust,
From wence my arse, came a floral gust.
A rare occurrence, I suppose.
From out my butt, the smell of rose.
I wasn't surprised, not one little bit.
Coz roses grow best, in piles of shit.

 

[Fuggzy]

A woman with bad diarrhea
Bought a toilet from the local IKEA
It took her forever
To put it together
But it was too late – bad idea.

 

[stepside]

There once was a man from Nantucket...

Anybody heard this one?

 

[Fuggzy]

Whos dick was so long he could suck it...

 

[stepside]

Whos dick was so long he could suck it...

OK so that answers that question