Live Stoner Chat Stoner's Limericks Thread

[epenguin]

Here is the place to put yer awful lymeriks eg

The girl stood on the burning deck
The ship was all in bits
she gave a cough
her leg fell off
and so did both her tits

Shakespear eat yer heart out !!!!!!

 

[Dr Fluff]

There once was a man from Bel Air
Who was doing his wife on the stair
But the banister broke
So he doubled his stroke
And finished her off in mid-air

 

[astronomy420a]

a flea and a fly in a flue, didn't know what to do?,the fly said lets flea the flea said lets fly, so they flew through a flaw in the flue.

 

[epenguin]

There once was a man from Leeds,
who swallowed a packet of seeds,
within half an hour,
his dick was a flower,
and his balls were all covered with weeds.

 

[astronomy420a]

three Irishmen three Irishmen sitting in a ditch one called the other a dirty son of a pitch me out the window landed on a rock along came a bumblebee and stung me on the cocktail ginger ale 5cents a glass if you don't like it shove it up your ask me no questions and I will to you no lie's epenguin got hit with a bucket of shit right between the eye's.

 

[Dr Fluff]

My wife is one hell of a whore,
She would lie on the rug on the floor,
With her manner uncanny,
she'd wiggle her fanny,
And drain my balls to the core.

 

[stepside]

I received an application from the board of education to do an operation on a girl.
I stuck my declaration in her lower ventilation to increase the population of the world.
Father was a bastard, mother was a whore and Oscar wouldn't be here if the rubber hadn't tore

 

[trailanimal]

fuckingfunnyguys

 

[stepside]

Out popped a monkey from the coconut Grove
He was a cool mutha fucker you could tell by his clothes
He wore a green satin suit not missing a stitch
He was a cool mutha fucking son of a bitch
He lined a hundred whore against the wall
Said hey pretty mamas gonna fuck you all.
Fucked 98 till his balls turned blue, backed up jacked up and worked the other two

 

[trailanimal]

"Fucked 98 till his balls turned blue", man o man I certainly can't compete with you