Live Stoner Chat Soon to be dead Armadillos

[SupaHazee]

These little Fuc-ers have royally screwed up my lawn, tried to kill them last night but couldn't get a good shot and lack of equipment. My uncle had a bunch of guns so I grabbed a few handguns as I live in the burbs and can't go popping the rifle's out, too loud. I went door to door and told most of my neighbors that if they here shots in the middle of the night please don't call the cops it's just me. We have tried everything from cages, baseball bats and shovels they are some tuff & stupid little rodents. So I'm going to just shoot them and hope the cops don't haul me off to jail. Here are a few that I grabbed, the one on bottom right is worth 1000 bucks, it's some sort of Swiss made gun. Not sure why he paid that much but anyways it seems like a nice gun. Used to be into guns when I was younger but not so much anymore but glad I've got em now.

 

[SupaHazee]

So far NOTHING! Those little bastards were going full bore last night and now nothing. Spotted a Fox, two Raccoons and a cat. No joy yet, I turned off all the exterior lights trying to psych the bastards out. All it did was attract more wild animals, oh well I'll give it another hour or two then I'm going to bed.

 

[Mossy]

So far NOTHING! Those little bastards were going full bore last night and now nothing. Spotted a Fox, two Raccoons and a cat. No joy yet, I turned off all the exterior lights trying to psych the bastards out. All it did was attract more wild animals, oh well I'll give it another hour or two then I'm going to bed.

Have you tried leaving them a bath out.....?...they seem to Like a water bath.....

 

[Mossy]

 

[SupaHazee]

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Have you tried leaving them a bath out.....?...they seem to Like a water bath.....

Hmmm.....No I have not. Thank you for the suggestion, will use this tonight and see. Also I'll keep the exterior lights off I may have spooked them.

 

[Mossy]

The post made me Smile..First time I have heard armadillos as a pest..... ...what do they do..dig up the garden or eat the plants...?

 

[SupaHazee]

The post made me Smile..First time I have heard armadillos as a pest..... ...what do they do..dig up the garden or eat the plants...?

From what I hear is they like eating grubs. So they dig holes all over the place and they can ruin your yard very fast. And they carry all sorts of wonderful diseases that can mess you up good.

 

[SupaHazee]

Great Thx! Now I'm going to have nightmares about giant rodents!

 

[Mossy]

From what I hear is they like eating grubs. So they dig holes all over the place and they can ruin your yard very fast. And they carry all sorts of wonderful diseases that can mess you up good.

Right....

Great Thx! Now I'm going to have nightmares about giant rodents!

 

[Vapo]

After @Mossy posted that picture of an Armadillo rolled up.....I was gonna suggest a croquet mallet....but I think the shooters will do a better job lol