Redneck Revival (Chicken Free Zone)
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eP is one crazy bird! 
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Just an update.
Thanks to the wonderful help and patience of a Wise Old Owl, my pH is running in the low 8's.
Green tea has replaced the coffee
, but I'm getting used to it. Sort of.
Oddly enough, all the dietary changes haven't been as hard as I thought, although last night I had a dream about a beautiful, medium rare rib eye steak and a short whiskey. At 50+ years old, that's as close to a wet dream as I've had in years! 
I'm off to buy a juicer today, and maybe a pallet of TP . Between the BS, greens and supplements, I plan all routes based on proximity to a bathroom.
Monday, I have an appointment with a new OC, the one who helped out my Missus with such great results.
The guy I'm with now is, IMHO, a closed minded, narcissistic A hole who would better serve mankind taking stool samples from farm animals.
Oh, and BTW, I don't like him.
Two old baseball buddies with lung cancer were chatting on a park bench.
Paul says, "I hope they have a baseball team in heaven."
"Me too", says Jack.
"Tell you what", says Paul, "If I die first, I'll give you a message about whether there is baseball in Heaven. If you die first, you can do the same for me."
A year later, Paul is dead and Jack is sitting on the park bench when he hears: "Jack, it's me, Paul. I have great
news! Guess what. There really is a baseball team in heaven."
"Thank God", sighs Jack, "Now I can die in
peace."
"I'm glad you feel that way," says Paul, "because you're pitching tomorrow!
Screw being bummed, I have a whole new set of jokes I can tap into! Google cancer jokes, I never knew!
Thanks to the wonderful help and patience of a Wise Old Owl, my pH is running in the low 8's.
Green tea has replaced the coffee
, but I'm getting used to it. Sort of.Oddly enough, all the dietary changes haven't been as hard as I thought, although last night I had a dream about a beautiful, medium rare rib eye steak and a short whiskey.
At 50+ years old, that's as close to a wet dream as I've had in years! I'm off to buy a juicer today, and maybe a pallet of TP . Between the BS, greens and supplements, I plan all routes based on proximity to a bathroom.
Monday, I have an appointment with a new OC, the one who helped out my Missus with such great results.
The guy I'm with now is, IMHO, a closed minded, narcissistic A hole who would better serve mankind taking stool samples from farm animals.
Oh, and BTW, I don't like him.
Two old baseball buddies with lung cancer were chatting on a park bench.
Paul says, "I hope they have a baseball team in heaven."
"Me too", says Jack.
"Tell you what", says Paul, "If I die first, I'll give you a message about whether there is baseball in Heaven. If you die first, you can do the same for me."
A year later, Paul is dead and Jack is sitting on the park bench when he hears: "Jack, it's me, Paul. I have great
news! Guess what. There really is a baseball team in heaven."
"Thank God", sighs Jack, "Now I can die in
peace."
"I'm glad you feel that way," says Paul, "because you're pitching tomorrow!
Screw being bummed, I have a whole new set of jokes I can tap into! Google cancer jokes, I never knew!
Hey man, glad your in goood spirits... Sorry to mention alcohol 
Did you speak to mossy yet?
Did you speak to mossy yet?
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DM, I think it is Aunty Mossy who is guiding his diet.
She really is a wise young owl.
RR, so glad to see you have your sense of humor. Without it we are nothing. I hope Mrs RR is doing well and looking after you. Say hello from me.
Shame about Mr Prick. Sack him and move on !
Love the joke.
She really is a wise young owl.
RR, so glad to see you have your sense of humor. Without it we are nothing. I hope Mrs RR is doing well and looking after you. Say hello from me.
Shame about Mr Prick. Sack him and move on !
Love the joke.
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I have my moments, but feeling good, Dark MatterHey man, glad your in goood spirits... Sorry to mention alcohol
Did you speak to mossy yet?
Sorry to mention alcohol?
BLASPHEMY!!! I got ripped last night on a glass of wine with an alcohol based tinc. I won't cut out all the fun stuff Whiskey will just have to age a bit moreAunty has been my daily guide post. All that her and her hubby are dealing with, and I couldn't poke her away with a sharp stick. I tried, she said (para-phase) Shut the F up.
Any doubts about her love and commitment to us here should be totally shot to shit. She is an Angel.
Aunty reminds me of some of the tougher nurses I've had in rehab over the years. Love and support, balanced perfectly with a "quit your whining and do it" attitude.
No towels being thrown here, Brother
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Mr Prick is done, we'll see if Dr Good will have me. I have some strong opinions about certain treatments, and he has expressed some opinions about them. I like this guy, though. First Doc I've ever met willing and able to say "Fuck". That threw me off.
so glad to see you have your sense of humor.
This bug will not change me. I say that every morning, and I mean it.
That's frickin' FUNNY!!!!
Dude I googled cancer jokes like you said... If I have half the balls as you man id be lucky,
Here it is:
worst way to break cancer diagnosis news to your family:
"Knock-knock" ... "who's there?" ... "I have cancer." If this is wrong of me please ask and ill remove it.. Don't wanna offend you or anyone else but I don't wanna be talking about the negatives of cancer, just humour,and how your kicking ass
If I have half the balls as you man id be lucky,Here it is:
worst way to break cancer diagnosis news to your family:
"Knock-knock" ... "who's there?" ... "I have cancer." If this is wrong of me please ask and ill remove it.. Don't wanna offend you or anyone else but I don't wanna be talking about the negatives of cancer, just humour,and how your kicking ass
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