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This just in: 93.7% of clowns Surveyed admit to having an irrational fear of penguins !

And in unrelated news, there was reported to be another late night break in at the home for wayward young clowns.

The perpetrator is described as being a black and white older chubby male who was wearing a partial mask.

Several tramitized young clowns described him as well dressed (in a suit?) and looking like an old western stage coach robber crossed with a chicken.
 
HashMaster said:
This just in: 93.7% of clowns Surveyed admit to having an irrational fear of penguins !

And in unrelated news, there was reported to be another late night break in at the home for wayward young clowns.

The perpetrator is described as being a black and white older chubby male who was wearing a partial mask.

Several tramitized young clowns described him as well dressed (in a suit?) and looking like an old western stage coach robber crossed with a chicken.
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What is this penguin story?
I have seen many of you mention penguins. Me understand nothing, indeed.
 
Postman Pat came by with the textbooks I will be teaching.
In the biology class, How to Use a Condom, illustrated and by practising on model penises, is on the curriculum.
 
Dr. Babnik said:
What is this penguin story?
I have seen many of you mention penguins. Me understand nothing, indeed.
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You've never met eP ?

ePenguin comes and goes here, no one is really sure what he does. In fact no one is really sure he is a he (he lies a lot, or at least he says he does which means he could be telling the truth)

He's a fun little fellow who is afraid of clowns.

If you have some fish in your pocket he usually shows up eventually
 
HashMaster said:
Good morning, its 5 AM !

Couldn't sleep so I got up a few hours ago to do some chores
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Ah, ofcourse...Siberia is am... I tend to read maps upside down. Thus, I use Google Maps always when on the move.
If you trust me a map, be prepared never to reach the destination.
 
HashMaster said:
You've never met eP ?

ePenguin comes and goes here, no one is really sure what he does. In fact no one is really sure he is a he (he lies a lot, or at least he says he does which means he could be telling the truth)

He's a fun little fellow who is afraid of clowns.

If you have some fish in your pocket he usually shows up eventually
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...adding to the confusion of my already confused mind...

I often carry fish, fresh fish, but never met a penguin in Cph.
 
Dr. Babnik said:
Ah, ofcourse...Siberia is am... I tend to read maps upside down. Thus, I use Google Maps always when on the move.
If you trust me a map, be prepared never to reach the destination.
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Here people are so dumb they drive into lakes while following Google maps for driving directions.

Here it is not always very accurate
 
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