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HashMaster
In Dog Beers I've Only Had One
I was banned for life for being a naughty boy.
But I never turned in my key to the back door.
So now I just sneak in every now and again and no one really notices....
HashMaster
In Dog Beers I've Only Had One
In other words.....
Shhhhhhh......
I'm not really here
Shhhhhhh......
I'm not really here
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Dear HashMaster,
In the powers invested in me by virtue of being a Global Moderator, and a penguin know all, and a blessing bestowed upon me by an Irish Gnome (there are very few !) I hearby commute your sentence to a life of hard labor.
We want the key back ! But, if you will stop being a naughty boy and be a goodly AFN'er once again, we may be able to forgive but not forget.
Do we have a deal my good chum.......and don't even think of trying to negotiate !!!!! This is a one time offer......
AFN or no AFN.........
(where is my bloody key ?)
In the powers invested in me by virtue of being a Global Moderator, and a penguin know all, and a blessing bestowed upon me by an Irish Gnome (there are very few !) I hearby commute your sentence to a life of hard labor.
We want the key back ! But, if you will stop being a naughty boy and be a goodly AFN'er once again, we may be able to forgive but not forget.
Do we have a deal my good chum.......and don't even think of trying to negotiate !!!!! This is a one time offer......
AFN or no AFN.........
(where is my bloody key ?)
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@HashMaster I'll send you the 5 copies and the original as soon as you get me the 500 rep points. Don't let eP find out I'll be on his shit list
HashMaster
In Dog Beers I've Only Had One
Dear eP,
Of course I will gladly give you back your key.
But what shall I do with the 420 copies that no mention was made of ?
(too late now, you know the Irish Gnome rule)
Perhaps they will come in handy for any future dereliction and depravity, should any occur ?
Sorry, had to take a break..... was laughing too hard to type.... "should" any occur.... Hahahaha...
Let's just cut right to it shall we ?
When they occur !
Peace
Hash
PS: My Irish Gnome which I found while he was being used as a door stop at your back door wanted me to pass along this message to you :
At your earliest convenience please flip your "Irish Gnome" over and read the label on the bottom that says "Made in China" then flip him back over and ever so gently place him as your damn door stop. You will find he doesn't mind the neglect near as much as I did.
PSS: And I took me damn pot with me too !
Of course I will gladly give you back your key.
But what shall I do with the 420 copies that no mention was made of ?
(too late now, you know the Irish Gnome rule)
Perhaps they will come in handy for any future dereliction and depravity, should any occur ?
Sorry, had to take a break..... was laughing too hard to type.... "should" any occur.... Hahahaha...
Let's just cut right to it shall we ?
When they occur !
Peace
Hash
PS: My Irish Gnome which I found while he was being used as a door stop at your back door wanted me to pass along this message to you :
At your earliest convenience please flip your "Irish Gnome" over and read the label on the bottom that says "Made in China" then flip him back over and ever so gently place him as your damn door stop. You will find he doesn't mind the neglect near as much as I did.
PSS: And I took me damn pot with me too !
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HashMaster
In Dog Beers I've Only Had One
Shhhh.... keep it quiet, penguins have little ears so he will never hear this.... I also have a master key !
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