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ep, saw you out at the club last night!! Pickin up the honeys! I loved your classy moves!!
Hey bay bay!!:rofl:
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So you didn't have breakfast , I'm guessing lol

When you ask the ladies how they like their eggs in the morning, I'm guessing they say "unfertilized":rofl:

So here's a prize to fill you up, don't want you fainting or having a touch of the vapors whilst on duty.

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arty zan said:
Blooming heck is it really lmao!

Thanks for letting us know Krug.

Heres the blurb on the legend for those who don't know the story......

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The Story of St.George & The Dragon
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The most famous legend of Saint George is of him slaying a dragon. In the Middle Ages the dragon was commonly used to represent the Devil. The slaying of the dragon by St George was first credited to him in the twelfth century, long after his death. It is therefore likely that the many stories connected with St George's name are fictitious.

There are many versions of story of St George slaying the dragon, but most agree on the following:

  1. A town was terrorised by a dragon.
  2. A young princess was offered to the dragon
  3. When George heard about this he rode into the village
  4. George slayed the dragon and rescued the princess
The Legend of St. George and the Dragon

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St. George travelled for many months by land and sea until he came to Libya. Here he met a poor hermit who told him that everyone in that land was in great distress, for a dragon had long ravaged the country.

'Every day,' said the old man, 'he demands the sacrifice of a beautiful maiden and now all the young girls have been killed. The king's daughter alone remains, and unless we can find a knight who can slay the dragon she will be sacrificed tomorrow. The king of Egypt will give his daughter in marriage to the champion who overcomes this terrible monster.'

When St. George heard this story, he was determined to try and save the princess, so he rested that night in the hermit's hut, and at daybreak set out to the valley where the dragon lived. When he drew near he saw a little procession of women, headed by a beautiful girl dressed in pure Arabian silk. The princess Sabra was being led by her attendants to the place of death. The knight spurred his horse and overtook the ladies. He comforted them with brave words and persuaded the princess to return to the palace. Then he entered the valley.

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As soon as the dragon saw him it rushed from its cave, roaring with a sound louder than thunder. Its head was immense and its tail fifty feet long. But St. George was not afraid. He struck the monster with his spear, hoping he would wound it.

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The dragon's scales were so hard that the spear broke into a thousand pieces. and St. George fell from his horse. Fortunately he rolled under an enchanted orange tree against which poison could not prevail, so that the venomous dragon was unable to hurt him. Within a few minutes he had recovered his strength and was able to fight again.

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He smote the beast with his sword, but the dragon poured poison on him and his armour split in two. Once more he refreshed himself from the orange tree and then, with his sword in his hand, he rushed at the dragon and pierced it under the wing where there were no scales, so that it fell dead at his feet.

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Of course any Dragons here abouts are blooming lovely and should not be hurt in any way!!
Or you might find a boot in your arse!​
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OMG that wasn't @Mossy was it!!!
 
budelee said:
OMG that wasn't @Mossy was it!!!
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Of course not chum!!

Killing Dragons is barbaric, It just so happens this is what happens when the story of St.George is told.

I hope you read the full thing?

At the bottom and I quote myself here "Of course any Dragons here abouts are blooming lovely and should not be hurt in any way!! Or you might find a boot in your arse!"

The foot in question belongs to me and it will split the cheeks of any posterior, like an axe splits wood, should anyone attempt to harm our wonderful Dragon Lady!

I hope this clears up any misunderstanding , I'm sorry I can't take the blame for any archaic nonsense from yesteryear.

Wanna see something cool...................................?

Wanna see a real dragon....?
 
Ya I did read it @arty zan ,I just couldn't help it..ya a boot would definately split the middles...ouch...now that I'm done getting ready for the damn repair man I'm doing some catch up on the posts...
 
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Here's the little fella!

Discovered some where in South America, I'll see if I can find the story somewhere.

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This happy chap lives at the bottom of Glastonbury Tor in Somerset in the UK.
 
Neatorama reports the discovery of a real life (albeit tiny) dragon!

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While participating in a herpetology study we stumbled across this female laying eggs in a nest. She was found in the Lambusango Forest reserve and was immediately released after this photograph was taken.

Neatorama notes it could be related to Draco volans. No word yet on whether it breathes fire, hoards gold, or kidnaps fair maidens.
 
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