Live Stoners Live Stoner Chat - Oct-Dec '23

[Blue_dreamer]

My uncle, he's about 58 or 59 now, when he was a teenager he started sniffing glue. It caused paranoid schizophrenia to manifest. Now he's a ward of the state. He's been one experimental medication for years and it calms him down, but he's running at like 50%. And he'll still tell you all about how a UFO followed him home and kept him from opening a bank account.

My favorite thing to do, and this is going to sound horrible, but I'll get him excited and talking about some paranoid delusion. UFOs or something. And then I'll turn him over to an elderly family member.

Like "Oh, Uncle have you heard about how they said Roswell was real? I saw it on Channel 5"
"Oh, Aunt Edna, Have you talked to my uncle lately?"

and just walk away..

 

[Badfinger]

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I just thought you should know, the Rolo's were gone within 5 minutes of setting them on my work table. My contribution to fighting world hunger.

 

[Badfinger]

My favorite thing to do, and this is going to sound horrible, but I'll get him excited and talking about some paranoid delusion. UFOs or something. And then I'll turn him over to an elderly family member.

Like "Oh, Uncle have you heard about how they said Roswell was real? I saw it on Channel 5"
"Oh, Aunt Edna, Have you talked to my uncle lately?"

and just walk away..

I guess I took a different approach, we had a kid in the neighborhood with down syndrome, of course we didn't call it that back then, but we never let anyone mess with him. And his innocent honesty could really tax you, especially when your mom's scouring the neighborhood lookin for you, and he gotta say i'm smoking weed behind the Smith's garage.

 

[Badfinger]

The candy I cant get in my area anymore is Chunky bars, I liked them things.

 

[JP1]

The candy I cant get in my area anymore is Chunky bars, I liked them things.

Convenience stores definitely still have them around here. But who the hell eats a chunky outside of Halloween candy?

 

[JP1]

Pretty sure I've never actually purchased a chunky or 100grand in my life, but they're both top 10 Halloween candies

 

[Badfinger]

But who the hell eats a chunky outside of Halloween candy?

Tolerance dammit tolerance! Not my fault, I was born with these taste buds.

 

[Blue_dreamer]

Pretty sure I've never actually purchased a chunky or 100grand in my life, but they're both top 10 Halloween candies

Dude, I love a skor bar. IDK why. That dark dark shit. Its like a super sexy black lady like "hey baby, let me tickle your toes."

 

[JP1]

@Frankthetank That griddle gets hot as fuck. Way hotter then I expected. Gonna see if I can find my temp gun and get some readings

 

[Badfinger]

Pretty sure I've never actually purchased a chunky or 100grand in my life, but they're both top 10 Halloween candies

I dunno know about Holloween, but Hersheys top seller is the Take5, or it was.