Live Stoner Chat Live Stoner Chat - Oct-Dec '23

Status
Not open for further replies.
moved to Oklahoma, bought a house, getting settled. Life is good, again :pass: :d5:

btw, meant to ask, were u able to get a house with some kinda land, or are ya stuck in suburbia-?
b0260.gif
ppp
 
btw, meant to ask, were u able to get a house with some kinda land, or are ya stuck in suburbia-? View attachment 1640525 ppp
Suburbia….. I looked at a few houses with land, in the country. Ended up buying in a neighborhood, this house was such a smoking deal it was worth it to be in a neighborhood, for hundreds and hundreds of dollars less per month. It’s a neighborhood, everyone pretty much keeps to themselves. It’s in a fairly small town, certainly not anywhere near a big city. No crime here, to speak of. Plus, all the country houses I looked at were big square footage, and I wanted to stay smaller to keep utilities affordable. :pass:
 
To be honest, I let my “middle of nowhere” dreams go, before I left AZ. There was a bit of a situation lol….. I went to go look at a 45 acre off grid ranch that was literally in the middle of nowhere…..had to put the Jeep in 4x4 to get there……an hour off the pavement. My and the realtor, and dude finally get to the locked gate to enter the property…..she’s fiddling with the pad lock, I’m outside the Jeep, and 4 dude’s with guns and masks emerged from the bushes…..they fancied themselves “the local militia” since cops ain’t coming out there. After my realtor finished evacuating her bowels into her pants (no joke), she found the words to tell them why we were there. They put their guns down at that point. It was around then that I started coming to appreciate the offerings of in town living.

When you’re only backup is an elderly woman with shit in her pants, who’s wearing a sweatshirt that says “Jesus take the wheel” , and you’re staring down the barrels of the local methed out militia’s guns……it’s fairly eye opening, really :rofl: :rofl:
 
To be honest, I let my “middle of nowhere” dreams go, before I left AZ. There was a bit of a situation lol….. I went to go look at a 45 acre off grid ranch that was literally in the middle of nowhere…..had to put the Jeep in 4x4 to get there……an hour off the pavement. My and the realtor, and dude finally get to the locked gate to enter the property…..she’s fiddling with the pad lock, I’m outside the Jeep, and 4 dude’s with guns and masks emerged from the bushes…..they fancied themselves “the local militia” since cops ain’t coming out there. After my realtor finished evacuating her bowels into her pants (no joke), she found the words to tell them why we were there. They put their guns down at that point. It was around then that I started coming to appreciate the offerings of in town living.

When you’re only backup is an elderly woman with shit in her pants, who’s wearing a sweatshirt that says “Jesus take the wheel” , and you’re staring down the barrels of the local methed out militia’s guns……it’s fairly eye opening, really :rofl: :rofl:
In hindsight, this would be the start of a series of events that would wind me up in the psyche ward for a couple nights, a few days later. :rofl:
 
Status
Not open for further replies.
Back
Top