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I swear to God, I wish sometimes I were a cop.

I'd be such a hard ass on these small dick having brodozer driving dipshits in jacked up diesel Ram trucks.

Went to get pizza at Papa John's, I'm outside the delivery area. Three different trucks like that, half way in my lane coming around blind corners. Then on top of that they have those towing mirrors that stuck out another three feet.

Tires sticking way out past the fenders with no mud flaps. HID bulbs in shitty halogen projectors. Spewing black soot like fuck the planet, right?

Every single one of them would be getting max fines.

Headlights too high. Bumpers too high. Illegal light colors. Blacked out tail lights.

They can't be used for any real work because they are jacked up too high to tow a trailer and half the bed is taken up with their smoke stacks. They are simply compensating for the tiny cock their inbred genetics gave them.
 
I swear to God, I wish sometimes I were a cop.

I'd be such a hard ass on these small dick having brodozer driving dipshits in jacked up diesel Ram trucks.

Went to get pizza at Papa John's, I'm outside the delivery area. Three different trucks like that, half way in my lane coming around blind corners. Then on top of that they have those towing mirrors that stuck out another three feet.

Tires sticking way out past the fenders with no mud flaps. HID bulbs in shitty halogen projectors. Spewing black soot like fuck the planet, right?

Every single one of them would be getting max fines.

Headlights too high. Bumpers too high. Illegal light colors. Blacked out tail lights.

They can't be used for any real work because they are jacked up too high to tow a trailer and half the bed is taken up with their smoke stacks. They are simply compensating for the tiny cock their inbred genetics gave them.
Rolling coal is like a redneck tradition. Most truck drivers tune their engines to do that cuz they won't from the factory. I get where you are coming from though.
 
Rolling coal is like a redneck tradition. Most truck drivers tune their engines to do that cuz they won't from the factory.
Oh I'm aware.

They purposely tune their engines to run rich and blow smoke. It's less efficient. They do it because fuck everyone else, so why not.
 
I swear to God, I wish sometimes I were a cop.

I'd be such a hard ass on these small dick having brodozer driving dipshits in jacked up diesel Ram trucks.

Went to get pizza at Papa John's, I'm outside the delivery area. Three different trucks like that, half way in my lane coming around blind corners. Then on top of that they have those towing mirrors that stuck out another three feet.

Tires sticking way out past the fenders with no mud flaps. HID bulbs in shitty halogen projectors. Spewing black soot like fuck the planet, right?

Every single one of them would be getting max fines.

Headlights too high. Bumpers too high. Illegal light colors. Blacked out tail lights.

They can't be used for any real work because they are jacked up too high to tow a trailer and half the bed is taken up with their smoke stacks. They are simply compensating for the tiny cock their inbred genetics gave them.
The real problem here is you going to get pizza from Papa Johns :nono:
 
The real problem here is you going to get pizza from Papa Johns :nono:

Not a lot of options in my area.
Snappy tomato, dominoes or papas.


There is a mom and pop pizza place and it's fantastic but pizzas are $20 each.

Papa John's is basic bitch pizza but sometimes that's just what you want.

....plus I like the peppericinis.
 
I've got the next 17 days off.

I've got a few small projects to work on. I have a dishwasher to install. A few roof panels to put on my back porch.

Gonna smoke. Spend at least an hour a day in my hot tub. And not do anything else.

It's been a rough year. Between work and my dad passing it's....been rough.
 
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