Mmmmm….didn’t you hear? The galactic federation has deemed NOAKS ARK unfit for space travel due to a problem with the hydraulic system, or some shit. It’s fairly technical to explain….lotta ins, lotta outs, what have you. So I won’t get into it here. Anyway, THE ARk has been relegated to float duty…..first of which is the big Intergalactic, Planetary Thanksgiving Parade, and Cheese Burger Cook Off that we’re all looking forward to at the end of the month. It should be a good time, I heard there will be soda.