You oughta tell her about the one that caught a stream of water from the shower head and washed from the top of my head, down my face, onto my shoulder and down my back and came to rest behind my knee before I finally grabbed it and tossed it against the wall….only to have it wash back towards me while I wrestled with the shower curtain to get the fuck outta the shower…..only to meet a hundred pound pit bull that thought it was play time I somehow managed to not get stung outta that whole cluster fuck. I think the scorpion was as shocked as I was.
Oh…..almost forgot. I was on mushrooms at the time
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