Live Stoners Live Stoner Chat - Oct-Dec '22. 2700 pagez & 483k viewz

[Mara Cachafa]

I once had sum ass!
Her name was Ruth! I called her Baby most times.
She sure was purdy!
She was a small packaged little thing, but very proportional!
Her ears were a bit big and had a silly ass laugh.
She loved Miss College Mound, my registered SinBrah cow.
We were together for over 10 years and I sure miss her. She was so funny! Her antics were quite amusing!
She was a bad ass too!
One night, She whooped the hell outta a pack of coyotes!
You should have heard the commotion! It woke me up in a start from a dead sleep.......back when I could sleep 8hrs.
I lost her pics,

















But here's what she looked like.

My neighbor in S.America had a "burra" everybody called "María Casquete" (Mary of the dainty hooves). Early every morning she carried a load of fresh buns from the bakery in the city to sell door-to-door in the village. She allegedly also provided the first amorous experience for most of the village boys. They'd stand on a rock and scratch her spine and she'd back up to them. They'd put the end of her tail in a shirt pocket and... Sorry, too much information. My friend lost much sleep waiting up to throw hot water on boys who breached his cactus fence at night looking for María's attention.

 

[Lil Dab]

when we went by on our walk this morning some guy had a table setup and was selling general hydroponic nutrients I’m kinda curious what his angle is….seems like a strange thing to sell at a farmer’s market although the closest grow shop is like a hundred miles away

OH man love those hidden gems that is so funny never know what you'll find out and about these days.. Seems everyone's give a F' is gone

Thanks! But I have to give credit to @Fermented_Fruitz . I believe he suggested the mic stand for 'scope shots. I had one but hadn't thought to use it!

Did you give us that link?

 

[WildBill]

My neighbor in S.America had a "burra" everybody called "María Casquete" (Mary of the dainty hooves). Early every morning she carried a load of fresh buns from the bakery in the city to sell door-to-door in the village. She allegedly also provided the first amorous experience for most of the village boys. They'd stand on a rock and scratch her spine and she'd back up to them. They'd put the end of her tail in a shirt pocket and... Sorry, too much information. My friend lost much sleep waiting up to throw hot water on boys who breached his cactus fence at night looking for María's attention.

I should have given you only 9 points. I had to get up and wash my face and it hurt to get up!

 

[DCLXVI]

...the farmers market…..when we went by on our walk this morning some guy had a table setup and was selling general hydroponic nutrients I’m kinda curious what his angle is….seems like a strange thing to sell at a farmer’s market....

The ones here do the same thing towards the end of the season. I suspect they are hoping to score sales on the people who think they are going to grow veggies indoors all winter.

One booth had nutrient bottles with one labeled "terp tea." I obviously played dumb and asked the guy what "terp tea" was for? What kind of plants would this help? Being dressed in my standard clueless old papou outfit he was clearly struggling to explain without mentioning cannabis. So at the end I gave him the casual "that sounds interesting, maybe once my bud candy runs out." And walked away. The look on his face was great, totally worth the risk.

Old man in Dockers, a pair of white New Balance shoes, and a Patagonia puffy coat. The safest, mainstream, least interesting guy in the crowd, looking confused by cannabis nutrients, then mentioning his nute regimen is solid. Maybe next time. hahaha.

 

[Lil Dab]

Thanks! But I have to give credit to @Fermented_Fruitz . I believe he suggested the mic stand for 'scope shots. I had one but hadn't thought to use it!

I've made mine setup couple different ways this is my current mount for my camera debating on making something like this at work or just buying mic stand cause they seem pretty cheap and actually found stands meant for phone now a days

D

 

[Fermented_Fruitz]

Another good one

I remember when that song came out and my brother got the CD. He had a 12inch sub in his crappy ford escort and the baseline in that song popped his rear window loose

He duct taped it and kept rattling on down the road...

Ford escorts must be a piece of shit then! I had 4 kicker competition 12”s in a Honda crx hatchback! Shit was nuts! I only cracked my window tho nothing popped out!

 

[Fermented_Fruitz]

Thanks! But I have to give credit to @Fermented_Fruitz . I believe he suggested the mic stand for 'scope shots. I had one but hadn't thought to use it!

Yes sir I have a lil different scope too and it fits nice and snug in the microphone holder that attaches to the stand!

 

[DCLXVI]

Did you give us that link?

Which link? The microscope or the stand? I haven't a clue when the mic stand was acquired. When you get old and move house a couple times you tend to accumulate a few "lifes" worth of stuff.

The microscope is on amazon. Plugable USB Microscope, I initially got it thinking the flexible arm/stand would be long enough. However, the clip that connects the scope unit to the arm is removeable and has a standard 1/4" photography thread mount so you could use a camera tripod as well.

It used to be $25-30 but it's up to $45 now. I do think it's a good value and my first one had a dead pixel right in the center. I contacted the company and they sent out a replacement almost immediately. I donated the other.

Amazon product

 

[Mara Cachafa]

Thanks for the donkey rep, @WildBill. I have lots more true stories, if I could just remember them.

 

[WildBill]

I'm friends with alcoholic girls!!!
A gallon in less than 24 hours.


Yeah, just checked. Both Knows Candy and Mangos N Chem are bone dry.......wasn't first thing this morning. Knows Candy mostly grew outta the damn supercroping I did to her!
I'm running Mangos N Chem more of a 70's 'Bow bow chicka chicka bow bow' porno look!......more bushy
I think she's gonna have a fairly high leaf to bud ratio. She's hitting the nitrogen pretty, a slight color change in some lower leaves and just not quite as vigorous.............perceptible ONLY to a tuned in Daddy!

I'm off like a dirty shirt!!!
Have fun!