Live Stoners Live Stoner Chat - May-July/20

[Dabber]

Hey Dabber!! How ya been Bud?

Good and yourself

 

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[Mañ'O'Green]

A friend shared this with me so had to do the same. We need a good laugh.

Lesson learned the hard way! Sometimes that is the only way for me y’all...

The neighbors had been complaining that my dog has been barking non-stop. I hate the electric zapping bark collars so I purchased a humane citronella collar. When a dog barks, it shoots a blast of citronella under their nose and apparently they don't like it.
Yesterday evening I was getting the collar ready and filled it with the citronella liquid. And that's where my evening should have ended. But no, it's me, and I begin to become curious as to “how” the collars actually work.
So I'm standing by my back door "barking" at my dog's collar. Nothing happens. I make sure it's turned on, check the fill level, and go through the "getting started" check list one more time. Again, I bark. Nothing happens. Now I'm not quite sure, why I had this next thought, but I did...I put the collar on. I seriously extended the band and fit the growl box against my throat and barked. Apparently, the collar only works if it feels vibrations, because I immediately received a blast of citronella to the face.
I began coughing, which only caused the dumb collar to continue squirting bug spray over and over into my nasal cavity. I'm now on my hands and knees in my back yard, trying to breathe, and to make matters worse, my dog is barking. So between coughing and yelling at her to shut up, I've emptied over a dozen blasts of citronella to my face. During all of this ruckus, I'm trying to undo the clasp of the collar, which has somehow managed to weld shut during this whole fiasco.
I finally get the collar off and threw, yes I threw that inhumane collar across the yard, and lay in the grass sucking in the humid evening air. In the middle of thinking this is probably the dumbest thing I've done in a while, I hear laughter. MY NEIGHBOR SAW THE WHOLE THING! He was laughing so darn hard he couldn't breathe. Between gasps, he tells me, "I was gonna come help, but every time I started to come over you'd set it off again and then I would started laughing and couldn't make it." So now, not only are my eyes red, but my face and ears are too. After checking to make sure I was ok, we parted ways and I went in to shower so I wouldn't smell like ode de' Tiki Torch.
Lesson learned: next time (yes, there will always be a next time with me) make sure that:
1. Don't fill the collar before trying to set it off.
2. Remember your neighbor is not a good source of help in a comedy crisis situation.
On the plus side, I won't have a mosquito problem for a few days!

@Duckster that there is funny Thanks for sharing

Lesson of the week: don’t half ass your wiring needs if using lots of watts. View attachment 1215383

I was just finishing my control panel wiring when I saw this. I checked all of my work again and I winced when I energized it.

I never went into any Honky-tonk that had women that beautiful but they looked just like that when they left with me at 2am.

There is life in LS I be back later 2 more plants to trim.

 

[Rebel]

Good and yourself

Found out yesterday I have to have surgery on my left foot... but other than that I'm Golden!

 

[Dabber]

Found out yesterday I have to have surgery on my left foot... but other than that I'm Golden!

Hope that goes well , Good deal

 

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[Little Brother]

my gog xxl critical auto never made it past a sprout... i might have killed her, it's hard to say. i'm not too worried about as she was a freebee.
i have an auto extreme seed that will take its place. send me some good vibes growbros, to help my little one along