Live Stoner Chat Live Stoner Chat - Jan-Mar '24

[Son of Hobbes]

Lighters? We live in the future you geriatric old fu…… let me calm down.

The stoners today dab, we have no need of rubbing sticks together or whatever it is that you think still happens.

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I'm going to be blazed as fuck when Y2k finally happens for real and yall can't charge your hipster flower vapes because the power plant computers think it's the year 1900 and all shut down. "Puh-puh-puh-lease Hobbes, can you start a fire for us with your ancient lighters?"

 

[Son of Hobbes]

So bad ass I even SMOKE my bic lighters, according to AI.

 

[Frankthetank]

I'm going to be blazed as fuck when Y2k finally happens for real and yall can't charge your hipster flower vapes because the power plant computers think it's the year 1900 and all shut down. "Puh-puh-puh-lease Hobbes, can you start a fire for us with your ancient lighters?"

I’m good….. this will run my dab rig for months off a full charge, and I can charge it with solar panels. Hell, it’ll run my entire grow room for a couple days……

 

[Son of Hobbes]

I’m good….. this will run my dab rig for months off a full charge, and I can charge it with solar panels. Hell, it’ll run my entire grow room for a couple days……

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There's definitely some jackery going on in that picture alright.

 

[Lil Dab]

Alirght I gotta go snow blow or can I get AI do to that for me? That will be the day I start using AI

 

[Frankthetank]

There's definitely some jackery going on in that picture alright.

That’s the reflection in your monitor…..

 

[Son of Hobbes]

That’s the reflection in your monitor…..

lol that reminds me of a story...

I used to live in this tri-plex house; and next door to us was this lady who was never home, but she had this kid that was like I don't know, 19 or 20 or something, old enough, but one day I'm pulling into the driveway, and I see this kid out on his front step with his **** out and he's jerking off And I'm like "what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck." And I get inside quickly and I'm telling my roommates about it, and they are like "yeah dude he's been out there for a few minutes now." And we can see him from the window in our house, and he just BOLTS INSIDE his place all of a sudden, and like 15 seconds later a police car pulls into his driveway lol. Then he comes to the door after the police are knocking for a minute, and he's all yawning and pretending to be sleepy like they just woke him up hahahaha!

 

[MedCzech]

MedCzech’s ManCave

Training complete

Basic training level one has been engaged.

Don’t know about you guys, but something has changed when trying to post photos. I can’t even use my iPad anymore. It doesn’t give me option to insert lower quality so you can see the photo.

oh Well, take care y’all

 

[Cerebral Goo]

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Nancy's a neat lady. Wild as shit. lol

Just hit up her site. She has some good looking crosses on there. Beautiful pink girl, and the a great sense of humor! Will definitely give her some support!

 

[Frankthetank]

lol that reminds me of a story...

I used to live in this tri-plex house; and next door to us was this lady who was never home, but she had this kid that was like I don't know, 19 or 20 or something, old enough, but one day I'm pulling into the driveway, and I see this kid out on his front step with his **** out and he's jerking off And I'm like "what the fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck." And I get inside quickly and I'm telling my roommates about it, and they are like "yeah dude he's been out there for a few minutes now." And we can see him from the window in our house, and he just BOLTS INSIDE his place all of a sudden, and like 15 seconds later a police car pulls into his driveway lol. Then he comes to the door after the police are knocking for a minute, and he's all yawning and pretending to be sleepy like they just woke him up hahahaha!

Back in the day I lived way out in the country in North Carolina….. this young couple, early twenties or so, bought this big old creepy looking farm house down the road, fixer upper and what not. My ex was joking with them about being haunted….

Couple months after they moved in, I’m working in the garage on a Saturday…. And my wife comes out and says come on, something freaked out the neighbor and she asked for us to come down……

We get there, she’s in the front yard, pale as a sheet. She says there’s a loud growling noise coming from the upstairs bathroom.

I go up there, ready to fight a werewolf or some other mythical creature…… and sure enough….loud strange sound. …. The hair on the back of my neck standing on end…… I breach the door like I’m in Iraq again, gun in hand……

And find a large, plastic, vibrating dildo inside of a drawer that was making a hell of a racket echoing under the sink.

Later she admitted to my wife that she had slammed that drawer earlier before leaving and it must’ve turned it on….