Live Stoner Chat Live Stoner Chat - Jan-Mar '24

[Fermented_Fruitz]

@420Forever some giant ass mushrooms! He had the bluey’s and some thresher but only got 4g of the blue! Most weighed between 6-9g for 1 damn mushroom!

I will take pic of mine when i get home but basically got a stem and 2 caps and weighed 3.9g!

 

[Son of Hobbes]

I only flush my grows with tears from Guatemalan virgins. This shits getting expensive, honestly.

Population of Guatemala in 1960: 4,098,352
Population of Guatemala in 2023: 18,092,026
Over 341.446% increase in population and -67.1429% less f***ing.

You need a new source of virgin tears, my friend.

 

[Son of Hobbes]

Man we're all learning fun stuff about Guatemala!

 

[Blue_dreamer]

@420Forever some giant ass mushrooms! He had the bluey’s and some thresher but only got 4g of the blue! Most weighed between 6-9g for 1 damn mushroom!
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I will take pic of mine when i get home but basically got a stem and 2 caps and weighed 3.9g!

Strap in and hold on tight!

 

[Tom Bombadil]

Guatemalans are the descendants of the Lollypop Guild

 

[Blue_dreamer]

Guatemalans are the descendants of the Lollypop Guild

They are! Its crazy how short they are.

The summer after highschool I worked at a landscaping place with a bunch of them. Hard workers and nice folk. Just crazy short.

 

[Son of Hobbes]

They are! Its crazy how short they are.

The summer after highschool I worked at a landscaping place with a bunch of them. Hard workers and nice folk. Just crazy short.

They probably overheard you calling them short and they said "we're charging this dude triple for the virgin tears."

 

[Son of Hobbes]

One of them laughs "I'm not even a virgin."

 

[Jpkindbud]

One of them laughs "I'm not even a virgin."

And gringo…? Those aren’t tears… (wink-wink) LMFAO!

 

[Mara Cachafa]

Here in Western NY, Mexicans used to dominate the roofing trade, working harder and cheaper than anybody else. I asked my white friend why he gave up roofing, and he said "Damn Mexicans undercut me." Then the Guatemalans arrived. I asked my Mexican roofer friend why he switched to driving a semi. He said, "Damn Guatemalans undercut me." Fun fact: Both cultures have a very long tradition of engineering and construction. When in Europe people were still living in thatched huts, the Mayans and Aztecs had already invented cement and were building pyramids and underground water storage systems that have lasted over 1,000 years.