Live Stoner Chat Live Stoner Chat - Jan-Mar '24

[Son of Hobbes]

How duz you flush when you is using organ nicks?

You're not flushing your organic grown? You want your weed tasting like rabbit turds and fermented banana teas?!

 

[Frankthetank]

 

[Frankthetank]

You're not flushing your organic grown? You want your weed tasting like rabbit turds and fermented banana teas?!

From hence forward it will be known as “that banana rabbit funk” in descriptions….

 

[Frankthetank]

afternoon @SNOOKY

 

[Frankthetank]

 

[SNOOKY]

afternoon @SNOOKY

Good afternoon @Frankthetank

 

[SNOOKY]

Thank you again @Mossy and back at ya

 

[Blue_dreamer]

You're not flushing your organic grown? You want your weed tasting like rabbit turds and fermented banana teas?!

I only flush my grows with tears from Guatemalan virgins. This shits getting expensive, honestly.

 

[Mara Cachafa]

Happy Friday, Ms @Mossy and the rest o' the crew. That reminds me of a story. In the 70's, when boatloads of bud from Colombia was the main supply of reefer, my friend, "Mr. Natural," captained an old wooden schooner. Before a trip to Colombia he had a brainstorm and installed a 6" seacock through the bottom planking in case of trouble. They did get intercepted headed north with a full load. While waiting to get boarded Mr. Natural went below and opened the seacock. By the time the redneck Coast Guardsmen boarded, the little ship was settling low in the water. Per standard protocol Mr. Natural and the rest o' the crew were shackled on the foredeck of the cutter for the trip to Key West. The cutter hung around to watch the schooner gradually finish sinking. For some time after the schooner was gone, bales of weed kept bobbing to the surface. Instead of fishing the evidence out of the sea, the coast guardsmen machine-gunned every bale with great glee and celebration. In Key West the crew was "debriefed" by various investigators. Every crewmember claimed to be the ship's cook! Charges were eventually dropped for lack of evidence. Later on the Coasties received more training and things got dicier.

 

[Son of Hobbes]

I only flush my grows with tears from Guatemalan virgins. This shits getting expensive, honestly.

Honestly I'm surprised.

If you'll look at this graph here, you'll see that it starts at the top, then ends at the bottom.

Guatemalan women initially were birthing nearly 7 children a year and are down to 2.3 children per year. If anything, the amount of virgins should have exponentially increased, thus increasing production, creating competition, which you'd think naturally would lower prices over time.

And listen. I'm no doctor. But 7 babies a year average per woman at 9 months per baby suggests that time travel is not only real, but has been perversely used for fornication purposes.

I also googled what .3 children means. You don't wanna know.