Live Stoners Live Stoner Chat - Jan-Mar '24

[Frankthetank]

--gotta thin out that cholesterol somehow!

That damn dog is pure muscle, he just has skin that’s about a quarter size too big that can make him look fat in certain situations, also because American Bulldogs have an unusually deep chest.

 

[WildBill]

Well, I held out hope.

I just can't wrap my mind around harming a child.


There is Definitely more to this story.





There are just some people on this earth that need to leave slowly and painfully.

 

[WildBill]

Duder was fifty bucks from a shelter that was gonna send him to death row because he was about half feral after being homeless his whole life up until that point. They gave him to me for half off, but I had to sign something saying they weren’t liable and I couldn’t take him back.

Some of the best dogs I've ever had have fallen into my lap.

 

[Blue_dreamer]

Went to the gas station for a couple tall boys and came back to a present from my wife.

(Mango Smiles x Livers) x SODK

 

[Waira]

That damn dog is pure muscle, he just has skin that’s about a quarter size too big that can make him look fat in certain situations, also because American Bulldogs have an unusually deep chest.

No no, he's fine I know, he's a beefcake! ...I'm talking about the red meat only diet you two are on-

 

[wangotango321]

Duder was fifty bucks from a shelter that was gonna send him to death row because he was about half feral after being homeless his whole life up until that point. They gave him to me for half off, but I had to sign something saying they weren’t liable and I couldn’t take him back.

That's a shame cus it would scare most people off.Good for you.

 

[Frankthetank]

@Hotfire
You should’ve seen it at the shelter. They had this dog run with a bench in so you could hang out with the dog off the leash. It was probably fifty yards from the door of the building he was in.

So, I tell them I want to see him…. The lady gets all nervous and tells me to go wait in that pen, on the bench. So I do.

Little while passes and I start hearing noises…. The door flys open and this lady is trying to drag dude out by the collar and a leash, he has ahold of his end in his mouth and is pulling the opposite direction…. It’s a toss up at this point who’s gonna win… but the people were starting to get mad at him and I was afraid they wouldn’t let me see him…. So I started calling him by whistling. He eventually notices me, and takes off in a dead run with this poor lady trying her damnedest to keep up, to no avail. She let go of the leash, he ran straight to me inside the open gate, licked my hand, then pissed on me. I was like,, “I’ll take him” ……

They couldn’t get him out the door fast enough

 

[Blue_dreamer]

Duder was fifty bucks from a shelter that was gonna send him to death row because he was about half feral after being homeless his whole life up until that point. They gave him to me for half off, but I had to sign something saying they weren’t liable and I couldn’t take him back.

My current pupper was a 2nd chance dog, she'd been returned by a previous couple.

She's high strung. She's 9 years old and still a ball of energy. And you can't turn your back on her inside or she'll shit on the floor.

But she's a good dog.

 

[Waira]

Duder was fifty bucks from a shelter that was gonna send him to death row because he was about half feral after being homeless his whole life up until that point. They gave him to me for half off, but I had to sign something saying they weren’t liable and I couldn’t take him back.

..and that is pure gold my man- ...you took no small chance and a big leap of faith to take him in and turn him around!

 

[Frankthetank]

No no, he's fine I know, he's a beefcake! ...I'm talking about the red meat only diet you two are on-

Hey, it’s my reward for quitting drinking three years ago. All the extra money buys a lot of steak.

And I mean, it’s steak…. It eats salad. How bad can it be?!?