Live Stoners Live Stoner Chat - Jan-Mar '23

[Hotfire]

I in fact, do not have any game. I am very lucky to have my wife. I'm a goofy looking fucker with zero charisma. Somehow I ended up with a beautiful latina who gave me 2 beautiful daughters.

Beautiful Latina wives for the win!

 

[JP1]

Welp, its 4pm and I don't have jack to do.

Pour a drink, light a joint, and put on some baseball

 

[Hotfire]

 

[Blue_dreamer]

Both Funny AF!
I like one of his new skits about getting pulled over with a friend. His friend was his designated driver and he was drunk. His friend was really worried. Dave says,
"I'm not worried. I'm Dave Chappelle!"
They arrest his friend and ask if Dave had someone to drive the car, since he has no designated driver. Dave said I'll drive. Let me blow. He blew clean and they let him drive home. He didn't tell them he had a designated driver because he was smoking pot and high as hell. He said that was the slowest trip home, ever!

He lives about 90 minutes from me. I actually toured the college in Yellow Springs, Antioch College, when I was in high school.
It was a super super liberal arts college.

His bit about getting a gun


Yeah, I know why. That place is full of methheads.

 

[JP1]

You're sly though!
I know what you did!
You made her watch a marathon of
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Been a long time since I've even thought about madtv

 

[Hotfire]

Mad tv was the shit!

 

[Blue_dreamer]

 

[Blue_dreamer]

ok, one more. They couldn't put this on TV today.

 

[420Forever]

Been a long time since I've even thought about madtv

"they're little, but they've got a big giant nipple!" ppp

 

[Talonxracer]

Here is the Skywalker og hanging .... Can't wait to try some!