Had a meme I made many years ....pics of AR15, TEC-9, AK-47 and a baseball bat with the caption "Which One Is The Assault Weapon?"......baseball bat was one I used on an intruder in my house so the only actual assault weapon was the bat.
When I had a mosin nagant M44, I always secretly hoped someone would break in so I could use the crazy long bayonet.
FIX BAYONETS!!!!
CHARGE!!!!