They both looked like skinny runts and I believe at my age, I could still kick their azz. However, I learnt over 20 years ago that if I had to fight someone, I was going to feel like I got my azz whooped the next day whether I won or not!
On a serious note, I'm normally a very calm person and even when I was younger ... I only fought when it was absolutely necessary. I actually boxed in my younger day, but my trainer always complained that I had no killer instinct. Hell, How could I get mad at someone who was just trying to do to me what I was trying to do to them. Every picture I saw of my matches, I always had a smile on my face, lol. Anyways, I do have a couple vet friends and I'm sure at least one would participate. I also plan to park my truck where I can keep my dash cam going. The vape shop is part of a big plaza, so they can't tell me where to park. Also, thanks for the recognition and kind works and your right in what you said. "I don't think you need to be a Vet to expect reasonable service."