Live Stoner Chat Live Stoner Chat - Apr-Jun '25

[420Forever]

daily dose of vitamin E... ppp

 

[420Forever]

spontaneous vaporization

Please maintain the minimum safe distance of 92.89 million miles, which we acknowledge may present certain logistical challenges for standard grow operations.

In the unlikely event of polymer shell failure, the resulting thermonuclear reaction will create a localized sun on Earth, which may negatively impact property values in your area.

i'm fuckin dyin here! ppp

 

[Cobstopper]

as long as that stuff ain't real expensive....he'z on a fixed income ya know ppp

That’s the first I’ve heard of that.

 

[KingRatt]

This has to be an april fools joke, read the disclaimer.

Disclaimer:​

Kind LED accepts no liability for retinal damage, third-degree burns, or spontaneous vaporization that may occur when looking directly at the Grow Plasma Sphere. Users are advised to wear our specially-designed Fusion-Proof® eyewear (sold separately) at all times. Do not touch Sphere with bare hands, gloved hands, robotic arms, or any appendage you wish to keep. The recommended SPF 50 sunscreen provides approximately 3.7 seconds of protection before catastrophic cellular damage occurs. Please maintain the minimum safe distance of 92.89 million miles, which we acknowledge may present certain logistical challenges for standard grow operations. Should you accidentally drop the Grow Sphere, please assume the emergency position (head between knees, kissing your assets goodbye). In the unlikely event of polymer shell failure, the resulting thermonuclear reaction will create a localized sun on Earth, which may negatively impact property values in your area. The included emergency response kit contains one (1) "Sorry about your planet" greeting card. Our 1-year limited warranty specifically excludes acts of God, which is ironic since you will essentially become one by wielding the power of a star.

When paired with the Thermal Coated Grow Chamber, additional precautions apply. Do not touch the chamber with bare hands, protective gloves, oven mitts, 10' poles, or anything else you can think of for a minimum of 24 hours after the Grow Plasma Sphere has been deactivated. The ambient temperature of the chamber exterior can melt standard thermometers, wedding rings, wristwatches, and wrists. We recommend using the included 12-foot titanium alloy poking stick when checking on plants. The Thermal Coated Grow Chamber is guaranteed to prevent 98.7% of radiation leakage. The Kind LED Grow Plasma Sphere and Thermal Coated Grow Chamber are completely safe for home use. *Results may vary.

April fools!

 

[Son of Hobbes]

This has to be an april fools joke, read the disclaimer.

Disclaimer:​

Kind LED accepts no liability for retinal damage, third-degree burns, or spontaneous vaporization that may occur when looking directly at the Grow Plasma Sphere. Users are advised to wear our specially-designed Fusion-Proof® eyewear (sold separately) at all times. Do not touch Sphere with bare hands, gloved hands, robotic arms, or any appendage you wish to keep. The recommended SPF 50 sunscreen provides approximately 3.7 seconds of protection before catastrophic cellular damage occurs. Please maintain the minimum safe distance of 92.89 million miles, which we acknowledge may present certain logistical challenges for standard grow operations. Should you accidentally drop the Grow Sphere, please assume the emergency position (head between knees, kissing your assets goodbye). In the unlikely event of polymer shell failure, the resulting thermonuclear reaction will create a localized sun on Earth, which may negatively impact property values in your area. The included emergency response kit contains one (1) "Sorry about your planet" greeting card. Our 1-year limited warranty specifically excludes acts of God, which is ironic since you will essentially become one by wielding the power of a star.

When paired with the Thermal Coated Grow Chamber, additional precautions apply. Do not touch the chamber with bare hands, protective gloves, oven mitts, 10' poles, or anything else you can think of for a minimum of 24 hours after the Grow Plasma Sphere has been deactivated. The ambient temperature of the chamber exterior can melt standard thermometers, wedding rings, wristwatches, and wrists. We recommend using the included 12-foot titanium alloy poking stick when checking on plants. The Thermal Coated Grow Chamber is guaranteed to prevent 98.7% of radiation leakage. The Kind LED Grow Plasma Sphere and Thermal Coated Grow Chamber are completely safe for home use. *Results may vary.

Fuck Kind LED in their assholes.

They literally threatened to sue us (the forum!) because our growers didn't post enough random fluff ccontent to inflate the views and numbers when they were a vendor here.

Garbage lights.
Garbage company.

Wouldn't spit on them if they were on fire.

 

[KingRatt]

Fuck Kind LED in their assholes.

They literally threatened to sue us (the forum!) because our growers didn't post enough random fluff ccontent to inflate the views and numbers when they were a vendor here.

Garbage lights.
Garbage company.

Wouldn't spit on them if they were on fire.

And so over priced!

 

[420Forever]

Garbage lights.

so, in other wordz, their lightz don't actually create a localized sun on earth-?.....well, pfft ppp

 

[Fermented_Fruitz]

so, in other wordz, their lightz don't actually create a localized sun on earth-?.....well, pfft ppp

Maybe no sunburns from them but given the price they will certainly burn a hole in your pocket!

 

[Fermented_Fruitz]

Fuck Kind LED in their assholes.

They literally threatened to sue us (the forum!) because our growers didn't post enough random fluff ccontent to inflate the views and numbers when they were a vendor here.

Garbage lights.
Garbage company.

Wouldn't spit on them if they were on fire.

 

[Hotfire]