Live Stoners Live Stoner Chat - Apr-Jun '23

[Suki]

Ah the famous plastic container drawer. Efficient!

Two words... kids cups

 

[Badfinger]

Two words... kids cups

we collect cool whip containers, or at least that's what I'm told. I been accused of not knowing were the kitchen is.

 

[Suki]

Got one even better. Remember the whole "tide pod" thing?

Hear me out on this.

Cereal pods. Shaped exactly like tide pods with the same consistency, but a shelf stable milk formula on part of the mouth-dissolvable packets, with crumbled cereal on the other. That way once it bursts, you're not getting soggy cereal.

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[JP1]

Got one even better. Remember the whole "tide pod" thing?

Hear me out on this.

Cereal pods. Shaped exactly like tide pods with the same consistency, but a shelf stable milk formula on part of the mouth-dissolvable packets, with crumbled cereal on the other. That way once it bursts, you're not getting soggy cereal.

 

[Suki]

Got one even better. Remember the whole "tide pod" thing?

Hear me out on this.

Cereal pods. Shaped exactly like tide pods with the same consistency, but a shelf stable milk formula on part of the mouth-dissolvable packets, with crumbled cereal on the other. That way once it bursts, you're not getting soggy cereal.

Aren't you lactose intolerant?

 

[Son of Hobbes]

Look you're on the go. You don't have time to fuck around with "wrappers" that cover a cereal bar, what is that anyway? A bar? Made of cereal? Sounds like something fascists came up with.

So instead you grab your big jug of cereal pods. Quick flip of the lid, you toss 1 down into your hand (or 2 if you have freakishly large palms.) They are squishy and pod-like; need some fake boobs on the fly? Cereal pods. Done with your fake boobs? Time for breakfast.

Cereal pods. Multi-use, multi-versatile.

 

[Son of Hobbes]

Aren't you lactose intolerant?

The fuck don't tell the world my secrets.

 

[Redeye Master]

Look you're on the go. You don't have time to fuck around with "wrappers" that cover a cereal bar, what is that anyway? A bar? Made of cereal? Sounds like something fascists came up with.

So instead you grab your big jug of cereal pods. Quick flip of the lid, you toss 1 down into your hand (or 2 if you have freakishly large palms.) They are squishy and pod-like; need some fake boobs on the fly? Cereal pods. Done with your fake boobs? Time for breakfast.

Cereal pods. Multi-use, multi-versatile.

Go go go lol off to work!

 

[Suki]

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Go go go lol off to work!

Man I have such a phobia of liquids going up my nose like this lol

 

[Son of Hobbes]

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Go go go lol off to work!

This was actually version 1.0; we started with this and said "you know what we should do? Put these into tide pods, minus the tide."