Reminds me of a friend's Harley which got stored behind the couch in the living room for the winter. One of the downsides of where I live is that the riding is pretty crappy for five or so months of snow and ice. So the Harley spent the bad months behind the couch. Didn't leave a lot of room in front of the couch, mind you. Priorities must. Which might actually have cost him a girl friend.