Live Stoners Live Stoner Chat - Apr-Jun '22

[Mossy]

When we were in the House...the patio was the flat roof....3 floors up.....

One memorable Sunday...hubby turns in pished as a rat and decides to BBQ..........................all we had in was sausage.....but once he's decided....there is no putting him off...

So we drag the food/plates etc upstairs and Honestly.......it took him about 20 minutes of chuntering before he even lit it........

Then it wasn't going fast enough for him...
so he started tipping more and more flaming lighter fuel on......I Know...I Know...I was standing at the hose pipe.......
Flipping Idiot...

Then...eventually...they were done....I was Rabidly Starving.....he hooked in a holder...picks up the whole grill top with 10 toasty sausages on it....


Tripped over his own feet...and threw 9 out of 10 sausages straight off the patio roof.........................................One sausage ...the only one that wasn't catapulted off 3 stories...

Landed on a tomato pot...tipped off...rolled along that patio enough times to pick all the dust and dog dander up...he grabbed it and produced it for me with a flourish like he was giving me a gold pig..........


He got Banned.......

 

[Bill.de.Cat]

Morning kittens...Happy Caturday....comfortable 71f and coffee is tasty....

 

[MR magoo]

He's sounds just like me. an old Stumblebum.

 

[Dr Fluff]

 

[Dr Fluff]

Morning kittens...Happy Caturday....comfortable 71f and coffee is tasty....

Good morning @Bill.de.Cat 62.6F here Coffee has run out

 

[Dr Fluff]

 

[Mossy]

He's sounds just like me. an old Stumblebum.

Chaos be his Name @MR magoo ......

If there was a needle in a haystack.................he'd sit on it......


How's Life treating you...?

 

[Mossy]

Morning kittens...Happy Caturday....comfortable 71f and coffee is tasty....

I Was deadheading Lavender on the patio ...until it hit 35C.....now we both under the aircon.........and a coffee sounds good........

 

[Dr Fluff]

 

[Dr Fluff]

Happy Caturday