I Lived in a family of car mechanics............
...a car mechanics car is never Fixed......
When I got my first car...a second hand mini...we had a rain storm and it Pee'd in.....I had waves in the foot wells....
I was at work...went looking for me Brother......he came up the yard with his tool box....found his biggest screw driver......and went doof..doof..doof....straight through the floor.....
...and left me to it.......
My high school buddy had an old Rambler station wagon that had rusted floors behind the front row of seats. If you didn't get shotgun when it was raining, you got wet going thru draining rainwater! LOL!
We were at the mini-put put, miniture golf, watching the squirrel monkeys in the cage there. ......yeah, small town stoner entertainment. His sister was with us in the back seat. She wanted to tag along and made a scene at his home. His Mom made him take her with us as a part of owning the car......Mom logic!
My friend and I know she had a damn crush on me. I didn't date younger girls in high school and not my friend's sister........I can remember when she was pooping in diapers! LOL!
Any way, it was late. We were out of drinks, food and weed................and Lori keeps trying to tickle me. I'm not ticklish. It starts raining, so our entertainment went inside their monkey house. KZEW was playing a string of doo doo, so we decided to call it a night.
It sho wuz rainin' awful hard on the other side of town! LOL! We were pretty stoned...........NOT Miss Poopy Lori.....and his headlight were pretty crappy, so neither of us saw the big runnoff crossing the road ahead of us. We both full well know that where it would be. We've driven across it millions of time in all weather. That wuz some good stuff we were smoking.
Yeah, it was pretty big!
It must have been raining quite hard that side of town!
The front tires made a huge splash, I felt it hit the floor under my feet and then felt the 'backwash' of sorts from the water blasting Lori! I could see by my friend's facial expression, Lori got plastered hard. He half-assed cracked a smile. He denied seeing it all the rest of our time in school, but that smile.............I dunno! LOL!
I did something that I thought would end this damn Lori thing, but it backfired on me. I turned around and Lori was fully soaked from ponytail to sneakers! Well, Lori was wearing lighter colored clothing and there wasn't much left to the imagination. Being a bit of an ass and stoned off my butt, I did my best imitation of Groucho Marx and with a dried sausage stick as a cigar. and working the eyebrows, "How about we get somewhere and git you outta those soaking clothes!" My friend hits me in the ribs! LOL!
It did have it's
initial intended effect. Lori was embarassed when she looked at herself and stopped screwing with me anymore to get my attention. I know. It wasn't nice at all. But subtlety just didn't work.
She avoided me for a week. Then she's back. Worse than before..........by quite a large margin! It seems one of her stupid girlfriends convinced her that
I did like her when I gave her that silly ass line!
It was bad. I finally couldn't come over for 'guy stuff'. The only time I came over was with a girl on my arm or in my truck to pick up my friend and his girl.
I found out from her twin sister many years later, that she had this 'thing' for me from when she was 7. Her Ken doll was named Bill. That's how it started. I bought the twins both Ken Dolls for their birthday. At least I didn't scare her forever! LOL!
