Indoor Itisivolution. Paradise loft.

[Itisi]

Sounds sweet mate. Van looks cool too.

Don't ask the questions, just charm the silly bastards. I do this all day..master of granny banter. (Not granny batter, that's a whole different subject [emoji39])

Happy days then apart from the domestic.. nice early finish, plenty of money.. what's not to love..?

I can foresee the pair of you arguing over who does the round soon tho! Not really a two man job. [emoji6]

Plan is to extend the breakfast calls to some of the delivery depots, get the drivers when they arrive at the crack of sparrows and extending the lunch in to the afternoon to catch the late shift pickers n packers. We'd split the day between us. At the mo, itisher can't drive the coffee machine or the card reader and I'm struggling with prices and mental fecking arithmetic!

The row this morning was inevitable, both stressed, first day nerves, missed junction kaboom!

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[Vlad The Inhaler]

Plan is to extend the breakfast calls to some of the delivery depots, get the drivers when they arrive at the crack of sparrows and extending the lunch in to the afternoon to catch the late shift pickers n packers. We'd split the day between us. At the mo, itisher can't drive the coffee machine or the card reader and I'm struggling with prices and mental fecking arithmetic!

The row this morning was inevitable, both stressed, first day nerves, missed junction kaboom!

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Sounds like a winning plan geez. Hey.. do sarnie vans have turf wars? I remember in the late 90s there was a load of trouble between rival ice cream van owners in Bedford. Fookin crazy Italian dudes trying to kill each other over a pitch! [emoji16]

 

[Itisi]

Freaky fredo has now added a double headed bud and a 12 fingered leaf to the list!

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[Itisi]

Sounds like a winning plan geez. Hey.. do sarnie vans have turf wars? I remember in the late 90s there was a load of trouble between rival ice cream van owners in Bedford. Fookin crazy Italian dudes trying to kill each other over a pitch! [emoji16]

Nah mate, there's a couple we cross on the round, it's all bibs and waves.

There was a burger van war round these parts some years back,probably more about money laundering potential.

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[Vlad The Inhaler]

Freaky fredo has now added a double headed bud and a 12 fingered leaf to the list!

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MUUUUUUTAAAAAAAANT! [emoji317]

 

[witchyhour]

Mixed martial arts. It was kiddies cage fighting. It's not the sort of thing we had in mind, but we were asked to do it. Just took delivery of our sandwiches for our 1st proper day. We bought an established round, so today is just driving around industrial estates selling our wares to the hungry workers. We've loaded up on bacon rolls and samosas, the great British classics!

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That's awesome, itisyou! Wow! [emoji2] [emoji108] [emoji106]

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[witchyhour]

I hope that's halal bacon. [emoji847]

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[witchyhour]

Itisher doing the do. View attachment 808315

You guys should do it full-time. Have a site where you post your schedules for the followers and print it or get one of those magnets with the address!

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[witchyhour]

*waves* Hello ItisSandwich van & ItisHer!

Awesome, isn't it? *hugs* [emoji2]

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[witchyhour]

High point 7am start 1pm finish door to door.

Low point massive domestic on the m25 at 7.30!

It was a rainy Monday, a week before payday and we took over 250.

All in all, it's way better than any proper job I've ever had.

But it has made me question my fellow man, why the fook would anybody have a lamb samosa at 8 am when there are bacon rolls? Why do grown men buy kinder eggs? Why do women refuse to tell you their age until they get past 65 when they won't shut up about it?

You could even make meals and deliver to regulars... [emoji121] [emoji6]

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