Indoor Itisivolution. Paradise loft.

[Itisi]

Ye get yourself a proper dog not a cat in drag [emoji23] [emoji23] you can use Tiger poo yes you can buy it and it's a good fertiliser keeps cats away as well here's a few ideas [emoji106] https://www.netmums.com/coffeehouse...s-610/84602-keeping-foxes-out-garden-all.html should be right up your street [emoji23] [emoji23]

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Niiicce.

I'm not falling for it, this is you and mohawk conspiring to make my garden smell worse than it already does!

The fox is scared of our maltese(I think the fluffyness confuses it,he can't work which end is which) he knows he likes a lie in, so he comes around early. The maltese is like fecking rambo, rolls in the foxes shit and lies in wait with his head through the cat flap. But still the fox comes when he knows the dogs asleep.

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[mohawk warrior]

i'll say it again... wolves piss... find their trail.... try your own pee first

Lol.
The London foxes are strange. There was a guy posted a video a while back. He'd been out drinking and fell asleep waiting at a stop for a bus. He woke up to find a fox eating his shoe off of his foot.

Another got into a house through the cat flap and was found upstairs attacking a baby in its crib. The baby needed plastic surgery.

They have no natural predators in the uk (except the uppers classes) so I'm not sure pee would work.

By the way, the garden shoes are crocs, so the first time he did it I thought it was funny. A Croc of shit.

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hehehe croc of shit.
that's terrible... sounds like a neighbour is feeding them...

 

[Vlad The Inhaler]

i'll say it again... wolves piss... find their trail....


hehehe croc of shit.
that's terrible... sounds like a neighbour is feeding them...

There's loads of 'em Mo. They eat from takeaways mostly.

Always starting trouble late at night outside the kebab shop. Little red bastards!

 

[mohawk warrior]

There's loads of 'em Mo. They eat from takeaways mostly.

Always starting trouble late at night outside the kebab shop. Little red bastards!

lmao
kebab's heheheh

I've successfully shoo'd off wolves by peeing... scariest moment in my life..

just realized... we are right off-topic lmao
wolves in the indoor section ...

 

[Wile e Peyote]

lmao
kebab's heheheh

I've successfully shoo'd off wolves by peeing... scariest moment in my life..

just realized... we are right off-topic lmao
wolves in the indoor section ...

I've tried to pee on a few brexiteers to scare them away but they just keep shouting brexit means brexit [emoji23] [emoji23]

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[Vlad The Inhaler]

lmao
kebab's heheheh

I've successfully shoo'd off wolves by peeing... scariest moment in my life..

just realized... we are right off-topic lmao
wolves in the indoor section ...

Sounds risky. I'd imagine wolves love the taste of sausage. [emoji23]

 

[Eclectic Elle]

Gsc is gone,she's done feck all. Soaking a candy kush auto to replace her.

Bugger, that's unfortunate. Mine's still a triffid.

Congrats on the job mate!

Foxes are an effing nuisance, especially where we are. They're so brazen, I wondered if I was going to have to go and give one a boot up the arse the other day, he just wouldn't go even when I banged something against our metal shed. As a previous chicken-keeper I hate them. And they terrorised our cat some years ago, he was so scared he nearly had a heart attack. Maybe that's what caused him to get cancer, the stress and trauma... Hubby has suggested catching one in a sack and taking it to the council to let them deal with it!

 

[Vorkosigan]

(In United States) When my aunt has wild animal issues around her property she invites male friends over, loads them up with beer & food, & has them piss along the fence line as a deterrent. If the bobcat/coyote gets into her yard to harass her chickens she shoots it with a rifle, she's a dead shot for sure. On one visit to her house I was using her kitchen to bake brownies & cookies while she & a taxidermist buddy skinned a bobcat, he took the skull too because she had gotten it right between the eyes.

 

[Vlad The Inhaler]

(In United States) When my aunt has wild animal issues around her property she invites male friends over, loads them up with beer & food, & has them piss along the fence line as a deterrent. If the bobcat/coyote gets into her yard to harass her chickens she shoots it with a rifle, she's a dead shot for sure. On one visit to her house I was using her kitchen to bake brownies & cookies while she & a taxidermist buddy skinned a bobcat, he took the skull too because she had gotten it right between the eyes.

Good ol' USA!

If it moves.. shoot it.

If it doesn't move.. shoot it til it does!

My mate used to have a similar saying for women, except you replace the word 'shoot' with 'fuck'.

 

[Itisi]

In no particular order. Actually it's in order of closeness to the loft hatch.

Pinachunk^. She's on ph water, empty jars......

^fredo

^Pinachunk the 3rd.

^ chocohaze. Looking bigger than this stage last time.