Indoor Itisivolution. Paradise loft.

[Frenjamin Banklin]

Reminds me of a buddy back in the day who use to ride the town bike every once in awhile. She used to like the beads. One night after to much booze and Mexican food he decided to cowboy up and giddy up that pony. Of course you know where this is going. She screams it’s time and he rips that strand out at full speed and she unloads all over him. All over the ceiling from the beads. All over him and the bed, and the last thing he remembers as he runs out after getting in the shower is her lying there begging him not to tell anyone and his silhouette in the wall in scat.

Of course that stayed a secret never. I was there for the next day when she came into our job crying and begging. But of course everyone already knew.

Never saw her again. Lots of disappointed people that week.

 

[Duckster]

Reminds me of a buddy back in the day who use to ride the town bike every once in awhile. She used to like the beads. One night after to much booze and Mexican food he decided to cowboy up and giddy up that pony. Of course you know where this is going. She screams it’s time and he rips that strand out at full speed and she unloads all over him. All over the ceiling from the beads. All over him and the bed, and the last thing he remembers as he runs out after getting in the shower is her lying there begging him not to tell anyone and his silhouette in the wall in scat.

Of course that stayed a secret never. I was there for the next day when she came into our job crying and begging. But of course everyone already knew.

Never saw her again. Lots of disappointed people that week.

Not sure whether to laugh or puke.

 

[Vlad The Inhaler]

Did she ask for it or was it an accident?



Just for putting that out there, LoL

It had been a long weekend of drugs and debauchery... I farted in my sleep and a lot of gravy came out. I had to climb over her to go and clean myself up.. she went straight to work in the morning...

It was never mentioned. [emoji41]

 

[Vlad The Inhaler]

Reminds me of a buddy back in the day who use to ride the town bike every once in awhile. She used to like the beads. One night after to much booze and Mexican food he decided to cowboy up and giddy up that pony. Of course you know where this is going. She screams it’s time and he rips that strand out at full speed and she unloads all over him. All over the ceiling from the beads. All over him and the bed, and the last thing he remembers as he runs out after getting in the shower is her lying there begging him not to tell anyone and his silhouette in the wall in scat.

Of course that stayed a secret never. I was there for the next day when she came into our job crying and begging. But of course everyone already knew.

Never saw her again. Lots of disappointed people that week.

That’s a better story than mine, Frenjy! [emoji1420]


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[woody]

Reminds me of a buddy back in the day who use to ride the town bike every once in awhile. She used to like the beads. One night after to much booze and Mexican food he decided to cowboy up and giddy up that pony. Of course you know where this is going. She screams it’s time and he rips that strand out at full speed and she unloads all over him. All over the ceiling from the beads. All over him and the bed, and the last thing he remembers as he runs out after getting in the shower is her lying there begging him not to tell anyone and his silhouette in the wall in scat.

Of course that stayed a secret never. I was there for the next day when she came into our job crying and begging. But of course everyone already knew.

Never saw her again. Lots of disappointed people that week.

Poor girl probably moved country

 

[Frenjamin Banklin]

We never saw her after that. She’s probably married to a bloke who thinks he’s her first.

 

[Itisi]

We never saw her after that. She’s probably married to a bloke who thinks he’s her first.

I worked in a busy London hospital, one of the ward sisters was a bit slaggy and had been through half the staff. A new geezer(Tony) started to work with us and within a few months he was shacked up with slaggy sue.
One night, our department had a piss up in the social club, the conversation had turned to how many people you'd slept with, Tony offered up his number and then added 'sue has only slept with 2 other blokes'.
There was a long awkward silence before one of the guys burst out laughing "fuck off Tone! I can count 6 people in this bar that I know have done her!"
Masses of drunken laughter and Tony did indeed fuck off.

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[Frenjamin Banklin]

His angel was a centerfold

 

[Itisi]

Itispal is over today for some dog walking and then a bbq.

She just confessed to itisher and I that she'd had a wet dream about me! (she's a rug muncher).

I said to her, 'you don't even like cock!?'

She replied, 'actually, I love cock. I just can't stand the things they're attached too!'
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[Wile e Peyote]

Itispal is over today for some dog walking and then a bbq.

She just confessed to itisher and I that she'd had a wet dream about me! (she's a rug muncher).

I said to her, 'you don't even like cock!?'

She replied, 'actually, I love cock. I just can't stand the things they're attached too!'
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