The misses and I traveled with a carnival for a summer before we were married. I knew this guy Popeye from the freak sideshow
http://www.sideshowworld.com/40-ATS/2013/Popeye/MSF-1.html One night the misses and I and a couple people were tripping balls. We went into a restaurant. On the way to our table, we passed Popeye sitting at a table with Huey the frog boy and couple of his other freak buddies. Popeye called us over and pulled up another table and joined them. I introduced everyone. Popeye could see we were really fried, so he started popping his eyes out. It freaked the fook out of the misses. She had to go sit in the cat until I got Popeye to stop popping his eyes out! Fargunning hilarious.