Indoor Itisivolution. Paradise loft.

[Itisi]

I used to have a very old historical house. It had lead water supply pipes and clay drainage pipes out to the city sewer. I was supposed to put very toxic poison down the drain every so often to kill the roots that would grow into the drain. I forgot, had to have the pros come with a root cutting head in the end of a snake and clean that bitch out. That cost slot more than the poison.

That tree was beautiful, 150 year old maple with a base 6 feet across. Sold the house. Guy forgot the poison. Trees not there anymore. That cost a lot more than the snake. Still got lead water supply though.

All my drains are fired clay. They don't make em like that no more!
They're a thing of beauty compared to the plastic crap they use nowadays. [emoji69][emoji69]

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[Wile e Peyote]

All my drains are fired clay. They don't make em like that no more!
They're a thing of beauty compared to the plastic crap they use nowadays. [emoji69][emoji69]

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Fookin hell is this what's become of us old folk talking DIY and drains WTF [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]

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[Itisi]

Fookin hell is this what's become of us old folk talking DIY and drains WTF [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]

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Mate. I spent an hour talking to a rasta about parsnips when on holiday! He'd never heard of them. I described them as "insidious white carrots that pretend to be roast potatoes". He asked how they taste and I said "not as nice as the shit they were fertilised with."


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[Wile e Peyote]

Mate. I spent an hour talking to a rasta about parsnips when on holiday! He'd never heard of them. I described them as "insidious white carrots that pretend to be roast potatoes". He asked how they taste and I said "not as nice as the shit they were fertilised with."


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[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]Parsnips

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[Itisi]

[emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]Parsnips

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I would take the rasta gardener a couple of beers a day and we'd chat shit for a bit. We even had a conversion about Liverpool.
He said did I know Liverpool. I said no. [emoji853]
Most of the time we spoke about weed. He used to refer to female flowers as red beards, he now calls them 'ginngar poobs'(i may have added to the local patwah!) [emoji23]

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[Wile e Peyote]

I would take the rasta gardener a couple of beers a day and we'd chat shit for a bit. We even had a conversion about Liverpool.
He said did I know Liverpool. I said no. [emoji853]
Most of the time we spoke about weed. He used to refer to female flowers as red beards, he now calls them 'ginngar poobs'(i may have added to the local patwah!) [emoji23]

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[emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]Ginger pubes [emoji16]

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[Duckster]

Thanks. I’m getting a new lawnmower! [emoji23][emoji23][emoji23]

Out of stock til next month tho. [emoji1787]

A fookin lawnmower?? And ya don't even get it til next month?? WTF

A bit of shit pressie that eh?

I got this!

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Is that one of those new state of the art enema hoses??????????

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Now that's funny and I'm going to steal it!

Look at you all with your grown up presents i got this [emoji16]

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Is that a game? Looks like it might be a good one. Let me know.

Fookin hell is this what's become of us old folk talking DIY and drains WTF [emoji1787][emoji1787][emoji1787]

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At least you got something good. I got 3 pairs of shorts which I don't like. I am allowed to take them back and exchange them, but only for more shorts

Mate. I spent an hour talking to a rasta about parsnips when on holiday! He'd never heard of them. I described them as "insidious white carrots that pretend to be roast potatoes". He asked how they taste and I said "not as nice as the shit they were fertilised with."


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Ah parsnips - nasty nasty nasty. And you can add turnups, beets, rutabaga and rhubarb to the nasty veggie list too!

 

[Wile e Peyote]

A fookin lawnmower?? And ya don't even get it til next month?? WTF



Is that one of those new state of the art enema hoses??????????



Now that's funny and I'm going to steal it!



Is that a game? Looks like it might be a good one. Let me know.



At least you got something good. I got 3 pairs of shorts which I don't like. I am allowed to take them back and exchange them, but only for more shorts



Ah parsnips - nasty nasty nasty. And you can add turnups, beets, rutabaga and rhubarb to the nasty veggie list too!

It's called days gone for the ps4 ducks just you, your bike some guns and loads of zombies what's not to like [emoji16]

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[Itisi]

A fookin lawnmower?? And ya don't even get it til next month?? WTF



Is that one of those new state of the art enema hoses??????????



Now that's funny and I'm going to steal it!



Is that a game? Looks like it might be a good one. Let me know.



At least you got something good. I got 3 pairs of shorts which I don't like. I am allowed to take them back and exchange them, but only for more shorts



Ah parsnips - nasty nasty nasty. And you can add turnups, beets, rutabaga and rhubarb to the nasty veggie list too!

Are shorts shorts or are they pants, not trousers. Are you using English English or American? Fuck, I've confused myself!

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[Itisi]

This is shit. A couple of weeks before my holiday, I told work I couldn't find their phone and to use mine. Since then they've all been ringing on mine. This week I'm on call. Noticed email chain this morning about missed call outs over the weekend,rang the office and found the out of hours company had been ringing the work phone. Obviously the bitch help desk manager that I'd emailed about the lost work phone has a different view on this to me. Anyway, this afternoon I got a phone call from an agency telling me they'd been tasked with finding my replacement! Luckily I have snidey little acquaintances in low places so got the tip off early doors!
To quote Derek and Clive "they're all cunts out there!"

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