We had a new sparks start at work on Monday. He left yesterday claiming he was bullied by me and another guy.
He was a born again Christian, believed the earth is flat,that we didn't evolve from apes and that atoms don't exist!
I lost my shit at the atoms comment and asked how electricity worked if there are no atoms. He replied "one of Christ's miracles". He took offence to our howls of laughter and wouldn't answer if he checked for voltage using a crucifix! How the fuck do these people not get filled in?