Indoor Itisivolution. Paradise loft.

[Itisi]

She's gone to bed and I've just missed micky flanagen on tele! Ffs

 

[Itisi]

Don't panic! It's on catch up!

 

[Itisi]

So, we all know the origins of the handshake and the amount of judgement metered on your ' grip'. I categorise these into three groups, wet lettuce( do not trust), normal( do not trust) and the wankers who squeeze( do NOT trust). I shook some guys hand today and discovered a fourth category. The 'I bet he could give a good wank' category!
Maaann! My hands had an orgasm! His grip was amazing. Firm and reassuring. I felt like he could spoon me and i'd have the best nights kip ever. I'd feel all safe and protected.......... in an absolutely non-gay way of course!

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[Wile e Peyote]

So, we all know the origins of the handshake and the amount of judgement metered on your ' grip'. I categorise these into three groups, wet lettuce( do not trust), normal( do not trust) and the wankers who squeeze( do NOT trust). I shook some guys hand today and discovered a fourth category. The 'I bet he could give a good wank' category!
Maaann! My hands had an orgasm! His grip was amazing. Firm and reassuring. I felt like he could spoon me and i'd have the best nights kip ever. I'd feel all safe and protected.......... in an absolutely non-gay way of course!

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[emoji23] [emoji23] [emoji23] Don't shake my hand then you'll be chuckin your muck everywhere [emoji109][emoji109][emoji108][emoji533][emoji97] [emoji44][emoji16][emoji23][emoji23]

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[Vlad The Inhaler]

So, we all know the origins of the handshake and the amount of judgement metered on your ' grip'. I categorise these into three groups, wet lettuce( do not trust), normal( do not trust) and the wankers who squeeze( do NOT trust). I shook some guys hand today and discovered a fourth category. The 'I bet he could give a good wank' category!
Maaann! My hands had an orgasm! His grip was amazing. Firm and reassuring. I felt like he could spoon me and i'd have the best nights kip ever. I'd feel all safe and protected.......... in an absolutely non-gay way of course!

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I dunno... one bollocking off the missus and you’ve gone all bi-curious. [emoji849]

 

[Itisi]

Ffs. The cheese has had 24hr light and the supply fan ducting had come off.

Grilled cheese.

Broke the white widow aswell.

 

[Wile e Peyote]

Ffs. The cheese has had 24hr light and the supply fan ducting had come off.

Grilled cheese.

Broke the white widow aswell.

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[Vlad The Inhaler]

Ffs. The cheese has had 24hr light and the supply fan ducting had come off.

Grilled cheese.

Broke the white widow aswell.

Fooksake!

You’re having a Vlad! [emoji849]

 

[Itisi]

Cheese bounced back.

White widow broke bit didn't take the repair.

And Colombia and dirty, jammy, cunts. Defo making sure anything I sniff is Peruvian from now on.

 

[Itisi]

Ha. Colombian is back on the menu!

Mind you, their sniff is as dirty as their football.

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