The site I'm covering today is in mid refurb so is pretty much a building site. I'd hidden in my van in the underground car park had a vape and then got a bit para about the smell. I decided to head for the roof for some fresh air. 3 builders followed me into the lift, worried I had skunk breath I started breathing through my nose with my mouth shut. The lift stopped at the next floor and in stepped the soap dodger from hell! I almost heaved!