Indoor Itisivolution. Paradise loft.

[Itisi]

So, when itisnephew came round the other night, we had a little dab or lots and a few nelsons.

Whilst in an altered state, or just in a state. We decided to make a video for itispole, as he's never heard of the mythical substance. I watched the video yesterday and deleted immediately! We looked like those 2 fuck wits off of disjointed! It was both hilarious and cringeable.

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[Itisi]

Yeee... Hansa Market’s been shut down, Dutch police seized it but left it open for a while to get the details of customers too, apparently.

Hey Geez... I’m inna the area tomorrow afternoon, I was gonna drop off that bud if work doesn’t go hideously wrong. Probably no point in smoking that if you’re on the shatter tho..

Anyhoo, I might give you a shout if you’re in and I get round in good time.

Gotta go to Chas n Dave town first.

That'd be good mate.

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[Vlad The Inhaler]

That'd be good mate.

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Cool, I’ll keep you posted. [emoji1365]

 

[Itisi]

Cool, I’ll keep you posted. [emoji1365]

You got my digits homeboy.[emoji869]

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[Sensi Jay]

They have blocked his drive with a fence fookin cunts if it were me I'd pay some kids to take it away for bommie night should burn well [emoji106]

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I did think it was that, but thought surely not such cuntish behaviour was actually possible! Take a power saw to the fucker.

When I was into kitesurfing, my mate was also my manager and kite buddy. I have a tasty anomometer that I need 'to measure forced draught ventilation in open vented gas appliances' in mph!

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You did well mate I dislocated my shoulder trying to learn that shite few week ago..im not tempted to have another crack, despite offer of free lesson.

 

[Duckster]

I'll try and keep this short!

In England, the local authority that runs municipal shit such as social housing, for the government is referred to as the council.

The late dictator,Maggie thatch, brought in 'the right to buy' so council scum, such as I, have the right to ask to buy the property they rent at a discounted price (upto 50% it's value but capped at about £110000).

In my road, the 6 houses from the end of the street including mine,are all privately owned except my next door neighbour. So the tenancy officer who deals with the estate I live on, took task with the guys doing our drive, telling them to keep the pavement clear.

That should have been the end of that. But, somebody had complained about my temporary cable run for the van (see previous post) so, he realised we had removed this and made a proper job, he decided to send a letter stating we hadn't sort permission from him. Itisher responded by pointed out we weren't tenants, we owned the front garden, and didn't need permission to pave our own property and maybe he should consider Fucking himself. We also didn't need planning permission for a drop kurb as there was off road parking to the front, we are driving on 18mm ply across the pavement so the can't say we haven't taken steps to strengthen paving slabs.

So his response was to 'repair' the fence around the off road parking. It had rotted away shout 5 years ago. This has caused a riot among the council tenants in my street (they get free pies). They're all waiting for work to be done and being told there's no money. The neighbours have all got our back on this one, council and private alike.

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Yeah sounds like some tiny willied low level bureaucrat has his panties in a bunch. Itisher sounds like a feisty one. My hats off to you both - stick it to the man

So, when itisnephew came round the other night, we had a little dab or lots and a few nelsons.

Whilst in an altered state, or just in a state. We decided to make a video for itispole, as he's never heard of the mythical substance. I watched the video yesterday and deleted immediately! We looked like those 2 fuck wits off of disjointed! It was both hilarious and cringeable.

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Ah man you shouldn't have deleted it. it could have the next viral video

 

[Itisi]

I did think it was that, but thought surely not such cuntish behaviour was actually possible! Take a power saw to the fucker.



You did well mate I dislocated my shoulder trying to learn that shite few week ago..im not tempted to have another crack, despite offer of free lesson.

Lol. When I first got into it, I had visions of gliding across glistening azure waters. In reality you spend a lot of time being dragged face first through mud.

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[Vorkosigan]

Last night the wife & I tried some Violet Delight in an vape oil cartridge, the stuff is witty weed! We both came up with stuff that made us giggle hysterically, this was mine:

The Mayan Calendar - Everyone is busy hypothesizing it being the end of the world at a certain year. What if the creators of the calendar were busy designing it when the Spanish showed up?

“Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!”

 

[Vlad The Inhaler]

Lol. When I first got into it, I had visions of gliding across glistening azure waters. In reality you spend a lot of time being dragged face first through mud.

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My bro’s taken up paragliding recently. He seems ok at the mo... it’s just the landing bit he’s struggling with. [emoji38]

 

[Duckster]

My bro’s taken up paragliding recently. He seems ok at the mo... it’s just the landing bit he’s struggling with. [emoji38]

LMAO it's always the landing that kills you