Live Stoner Chat Hi from Scotland

Proper hash is real nice and heavy hitting, but the garbage stuff is vile lung wrecking shit
 
Hey, I resent that, we don't all have bad teeth, mine are pretty good but everything else is knackered!
Anyway some of us feel freaked out by these super white glow in the dark teeth, when some people smile at you it looks like a shark going for it's prey. Teeth should be the colour of ivory not bleached coral!
 
I prefer "dog's eggs" myself, freshly laid.
hmmmm dogs eggs (in the style of Homer)
 
On the subject of bad hash, I once found a cricket ball sized lump that someone had lost at a concert. For a few brief, delirious moments I was the happiest man alive, there must have been a hundred quids worth, then I smoked some and came to the conclusion that it had been thrown away not lost, proper canine castings!
 
jesus ........never had hash that bad, i have found odd looking "things" in mine but i've always just pulled them out
 
No I'm afraid it was truly shit and that was at a time when I'd smoke just about anything (my smoking career started early with ordinary lawn clippings rolled up in a Beano, don't recommend it).
Thankfully now I'm a bit more discerning
 
hahahahahahaha CLASSY jim real classy :L good choice on the rolling paper too, i remember smoking A4 pages hahaha dont ask me why, but i did
 
all that stuff sounds scary. if i had that to contend with, i may never have even started smoking...geez. although i have tried everything from crushed seeds to ground stems...yuck! most hardcore smokers here probably know this.....desperation, can be a dangerous motivator at times! haha
 
Proper hash is real nice and heavy hitting, but the garbage stuff is vile lung wrecking shit

man of experiance, when i started smoking all that was available was soap bar. 9bar- 9 ounces of rock hard hash, which consists on 1 0unce of good hash mixed mith 8 ounces of plastic, soil, ketamin, and so on. and before any one says ketamin, your full of shit. i can get a one liter bottle off liquid ketamin for 20 euro. the most profitlable drug in the world. my advice to anyone about hash. if its soft good!! make a little point of it bunr it to sindersw with a light and rub the ashes between your thumbs. if ANTHING IS LEFT ON YOUR FINGERS AT ALL. ITS CUT GARBAGE. hash burns clean and leaves nothing behind. i once threw an ounce of soap bar in to the tide lol
 
I don't know what prices are like in Eire but a 9 bar would of been well out of my price range!
I used to by my hash in £10 draws (somewhere between a Louis and a Henry) but I trusted the dealer, he bought large amounts and always smoked the same stuff.
The thought of parting with that money and then lobbing it into the briny would have brought me to my knees. LOL
 
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