Mephisto Genetics Duckster does Mephisto

[woody]

The day is not complete unless I have brought a smile to the face of at least one person. Mission accomplished lmao

had me in stitches too mate, nice one lol
ladies are looking awesome too duck!

 

[Duckster]

Yeah it gave me a good chuckle too Sang, that's why I had to pass it on. Laughter is one of the necessities of life. The little Wilma girls are looking good too. I can't imagine not having to feck with my girls on a daily basis.

 

[Duckster]

I see ya out there, popping in on occasion @Spanglish. Hope all is well with you mate.

 

[Duckster]

The Deep Blue C that I dropped into the rapid rooter was up this morning. I put her into her airpot and she is now basking in the light in the upper chamber. Day 1 for my new baby

 

[Duckster]

On January 9, a group of Pekin, Illinois bikers were riding west on I-74 when they saw a girl about to jump off a Peoria bridge, so they stopped.


The leader, George, a big burly man of 53, gets off his bike, walks through the gawkers, past the State Trooper, and says, "What are you doing?"

"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.

While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," he didn't want to miss a be-a-legend opportunity either so he asked ... "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"


So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that ... and it was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another one.

After she's finished, George gets approval from his group, the onlookers, and even the State Trooper, then he says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had, Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar Shorts. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why are you committing suicide?"

"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."

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The onlookers are still unclear whether she jumped or was pushed!!

 

[Duckster]

I received a phone call from
a gorgeous ex-girlfriend who called
this morning 'out-of-the-blue' to see if I was still around.

We lost track of time, chatting about the wild, romantic
times we used to enjoy together.

I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested
in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'old magic'.

'Wow!' I was flabbergasted.

'I don't know if I could keep pace with you now', I said,
'I'm a bit older and a bit grayer and balder than when you last
saw me. Plus, I don't really have the energy I used to have.'

She just giggled and said she was sure I would 'rise to the challenge'.

'Yeah.' I said 'Just so long as you don't mind a waistline
that's a few inches wider these days!

Not to mention my total lack
of muscle tone...everything is sagging, my teeth are a
bit yellowed and I am developing jowls like a Great Dane!'

She laughed and told me to stop being so silly.


She teased me saying that tubby, gray haired, older
men were cute, and she was sure I would still be a great lover.

Anyway, she giggled and said, 'I've put on a few pounds myself!'


So I told her to GET LOST !!!!!!

 

[frogleg]

Yesterday was day 1 for my Deep Blue C as well ! I'll be sure to keep an eye on yours Duckster
Your stories made me giggle by the way

Cheers
Froggy

 

[Duckster]

Everyone is in a hurry to scream 'racism' these days!
This guy is looking for Polish Sausage and asks,"In what aisle could I find the Polish sausage?"
The clerk looks at him and says, 'Are you Polish?'
The guy (clearly offended) says, Well, yes I am.
So then, let me ask you something!!!?
If I had asked for Italian Sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Brat, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a Kosher hot dog, would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican? Would you!!? Would you!!!!!?
The clerk says, 'Well, no!'
If I asked for some Irish Whiskey, would you ask if I was Irish?'
'Well, I probably wouldn't!'
With deep self-righteous indignation, the guy says, 'Well then, why in the hell did you ask me if I were Polish simply because I asked for Polish sausage?'
The clerk replies,
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'Because you're in Home Depot.'

 

[Duckster]

Yesterday was day 1 for my Deep Blue C as well ! I'll be sure to keep an eye on yours Duckster
Your stories made me giggle by the way

Cheers
Froggy

Glad ya got a chuckle @frogleg . Had to pay a visit to your thread. We don't use the same media, but other than that a lot of similarities. I'm curious to compare your hydro DBC to my soil DBC so I'll following along.

 

[Duckster]

When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnny's family was invited over to see the baby.

Before they left their house, Little Johnny's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.
His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, hewould get the smacking of his life when they came back home.


Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely.


When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby."


The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnny.


Johnny said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?"

"Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision."

"That's great", said Little Johnnie,"coz he'd be screwed if he needed glasses".